i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

[Col. Khaddafi]

We are not morally corrupt. We do not need one to soothe our internet egos

[Mcdonalds]

It's just past the janitor closet, problem is, stardust hasn't returned the key and part of shalako's finger was found outside of it

...so it's simply easier to deny it's existance

[iamabadman]

Also, vote to ban blackhound from abusing smileys like that. Pretty sure he got a hard on like a pedo at a wiggles concert.

Does this place have a rape cave ?

no, we are more modern.


we have rape apartments, where each one on a floor are connected inside so we can run from one outside wall to another. to get away from the popo

[Blackhound]

Kait, are you talking to people ragarding small pieces of retangler cardboard again ?

[Pendulum]

Hmm.
Test:

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[Pendulum]

Ah, fuck. That's too bad.

[Kaitscralt]

Kait, are you talking to people ragarding small pieces of retangler cardboard again ?

when aren't i

[Blackhound]

Let us commence a journey into the much-traveled topic of Neckbeard's unendurable attempts to pull the levers of Bulverism and oil the gears of ultraism. To start, my long-term goal is to disentangle people from the snares set by them and these trucklers and encourage others to do the same. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, Neckbeard's acrimonious, gloomy flights of fancy are meticulously designed to keep the population unaware, uneducated, dumbed down, and focused on stupefying activities like video games. The intention is to prevent people from noticing that Neckbeards have been addressing what is, in the end, a nonexistent problem.

Neckbeards never miss an opportunity to indulge these preoccupation with there alleged victimization. Ergo, Neckbeards evinces a bulldog-like instinct for going after the jugular of there intended victims. I put that observation into this just to let you see
that if we let Neckbeards sow the seeds of factionalism we'll be reaping the crop for quite a long time. Society has paid a dear price for letting him create a factitious demand for there obstreperous, nasty crotchets. Let me explain. The spectrum of views between jingoism and communism is not a line but a circle at which litigious weirdos and anal-retentive mafia dons meet. To properly place Neckbeards somewhere in that spectrum one needs to realize that if Neckbeards thinks that honor counts for nothing then maybe he should lay off the wacky tobacky.

Knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that you might say, “The issues surrounding mammonism are more complex and embedded than Neckbeards will admit.” Fine, I agree. But Neckbeards have been going around saying that the key to living a long and happy life is to plunge us into the dark abyss of annihilation. That's a bit of a furphy. The truth is that I have a plan to do what comes naturally.
I call this plan “Operation invigorate the effort to reach solutions by increasing the scope of the inquiry rather than by narrowing or abandoning it”. (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name, but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that Neckbeards wants you to believe that the Universe belongs to them by right. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Neckbeards prodigal, parasitic ballyhoos.

It would be great if we could struggle unceasingly against Neckbeard's unremitting stream of cacodoxies and slander. Still, if we take a step, just a step, towards addressing the issue of neocolonialism, then maybe we can open people's eyes (including our own) to a vision of how to counteract the subtle but pervasive social message that says that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength. At this point in the letter I had planned to tell you that I, not being one of the many silly, patronizing
pissants of this world, wish Neckbeards would vanish into the same logistical nothingness that his arguments invariably lead to. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that juxtaposed to this is the idea that he turns his back on those who have been the most loyal to him. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that Neckbeards is as nit-picky as they are ghastly. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that we should tackle the multinational death machine that Neckbeard is currently constructing. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.)

Take it from me: If Neckbeard's thinking were cerebral rather than glandular, they wouldn't consider it such a good idea to trample into the mud all that is fine and noble and beautiful. I shall
not argue that Neckbeard's newsgroup postings are an authentic map of his plan to toss sops to the egos of the callow. Read them and see for yourself. There are many roads leading to the defeat of Neckbeard's plans to rule with an iron fist. I unmistakably avouch that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to offer true constructive criticism—listening to the whole issue, recognizing the problems, recognizing what is being done right, and getting involved to help remedy the problem.

Neckbeards are locked into there present course of destruction. they do not have the interest or the will to change his fundamentally intransigent sentiments. It may be coincidence that his remonstrations devalue me as a person. It may be coincidence that they stultify art and retard the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful. And it may be coincidence that they take advantage of human fallibility to create a climate in which it will be assumed that our achievements reflect not
individual worth, talent, or skill, but special consideration. But that's a lot of coincidence!

The next time someone says that the rules don't apply to Neckbeards, look that person right in the eye and reply, “Neckbeard has always promoted the trendiest causes, the causes that all of the important people promote.” He is absolutely determined to believe that he has achieved sainthood, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. He does not appeal to most people as being the most endearing or public-minded of citizens. Maybe Neckbeard's image would improve somewhat if he stopped trying to redefine unbridled self-indulgence as a virtue, as the ultimate test of personal freedom. Neckbeard's anecdotes always follow the same pattern. He puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new “facts” as necessary to convince us that his decisions are based on reason. If Neckbeards were to get these hands on the levers of power he'd immediately
supplant national heroes with dissolute nabobs of faddism. If you don't believe me then consider that his maledicent behavior will one day catch up to him. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: I once managed to get him to agree that he should feel ashamed of himself. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, he did a volte-face and denied that he had ever said that.

An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere. Keep that in mind the next time you catch Neckbeards calling for ritualistic invocations of needlessly formal rules. For proof of this ongoing tragedy one has only to realize that I myself have difficulty relating to those who think that the majority of blowsy grizzlers are heroes, if not saints. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight, then there is surely no hope for you. Neckbeard's treacheries began innocently enough with peaceful
calls for democratic change. Unfortunately, his den of thieves has since morphed into the prime backer of a bloody, armed insurgency, replete with macabre demands for vending a mischievous mixture of desperadoism and superstition to a new generation of the most hypocritical recreants you'll ever see.

Let us postulate that I still believe in duty, honor, and country. In that case, we have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we look into the future and consider what will happen if we let Neckbeards produce precisely the alienation and conflict needed to plague our minds, or is it sufficient to ensure that he receives his just deserts? Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that he has a taste for interminable controversy over minor questions. The logical consequences of that are clear: It's sad how Neckbeard has been opening new avenues for the expression of hate. The silver lining around this cloud is that when you're hurt by his histrionics, you learn. You put
things in perspective. You pull your energies together. You change. You go forward. You observe that Neckbeards should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory.

To make a long story short, writing letters like this one has earned me more hate mail from Neckbeards than you would care to hear about. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical over which Neckbeards has any control. But that's inconsequential because as the adherents of Randian objectivism believe the truth is like kryptonite to Neckbeards, the superheros of disgraceful pikers. Furthermore, as the adherents of empiricism observe, no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how until we stick to the facts and offer only those arguments that can be supported by those facts, Neckbeard will continue to toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational debate out the window. That's the first step:
education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also reinvigorate our collective commitment to building and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community. In closing, I ask that you swear in the holy sanctuary of your soul that you will never stop spreading the word about Neckbeard's repressive, scummy off-the-cuff comments to our friends, our neighbors, our relatives, our co-workers—even to strangers. That's how I live my life, and that's how you should consider living yours.

[imopen2]

tl;dr

[Kazekirimaru]

tl;dr

[TubeHunter]

my eyes glazed over after the first paragraph

[Kazekirimaru]

You made it further than I did.

[rezombad]

tl;dr

[iamabadman]

tl;dr

[Stardust]

tl;dr

[Kaitscralt]

I saw the word neckbeard, skimmed first sentence for funny, abandoned ship

[( G_R )]

I used my super abilities to read the whole thing in a fraction of a second.

[( G_R )]

(I realized reading it was the same as not reading it)

[( G_R )]

Somebody reported a post ITT.

[( G_R )]

I had to moderate it.

[( G_R )]

Now it's a more moderate post.

[( G_R )]

While basically it remained the same.

[( G_R )]

While basically it remained the same.

[( G_R )]

Hola glitch

[rezombad]

I reported the post.

[iamabadman]

I reported the post.

Commie

[Kazekirimaru]

I reported the post.

Good work.

[iamabadman]

Unless its porn dont report AS A MOD IM INTIMIDATING YOUS ALL

[Stardust]

Where's the red text? I've been conditioned to only be intimidated by red text.

[Mcdonalds]

Ill condition you to fear something

[iamabadman]

When i get home ill red text you baby

[Stardust]

Looking forward to it. Just be gentle. It's only my fourth time.

[Kazekirimaru]

Unless its porn dont report AS A MOD IM INTIMIDATING YOUS ALL

As a Mod I lol @ your face

[Mcdonalds]

I lol in his face

[Stardust]

Your lol's going to fall in his face.

[iamabadman]

Loldongs

[Stardust]

Right in the face.

[Thrillho]

Why would you ever trade your fetchlands away unless you had excess. The only people paying $100 for a fetch land are people who started yesterday and thought Hrm guess I'll play this modern magic

[Thrillho]

Also when did they ban deathrite shaman

[Thrillho]

Follow up: why is it still 8+$