i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:25 pm

Soo....

Bleep bloop?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:32 pm

this is why he can't have nice things

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:35 pm

Moderation is needed.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:25 am

Someone tell the Jake the Snake joke

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:14 am

Someone tell the Jake the Snake joke

He had a man in a headlock, accidentally fell backwards, and that is how we got the ddt, which he named 'damiens dinner time' after his snake.

that or after the pesticide

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:46 am

Someone tell the Jake the Snake joke

he is the product of a man raping a teenager

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:10 am

Jake the snake, cousin of Drake
Cowered in fright, it was too much to take.
Your fucking fuck face, like the wife of Robert Blake.
Now shut the fuck up, for fucking fuck's sake!

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:40 am

he was a drunk

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:42 am

A bear walks into a bar in boston , sits at the counter and orders a beer.

The bartender approaches him and says "sorry, we dont serve beer to bears in bars in boston".

"The fuck are you talking about? Get me a damn beer." The bear replies angrily.

"Nothing i can do, we dont serve beer to bears in bars in boston."

Annoyed, the bear stares at the bartender and says, "look, get me a fucking beer or im going to eat that cocktail waitress over there."

"Go ahead, we dont serve beer to bears in bars in boston."

So the bear walks away from the counter, eats the cocktail Waitress and walks back.

"Now," The bear spoke calmly "give me a beer."

"Sorry sir, we dont serve drug abusers here." Retorted the bartender.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" The bear replies, nonplussed.

"I saw that bar bitch you ate.&
quot;

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:51 am

Is it funny if you're a native?

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:07 am

Bar bitch you ate

Bartbituate

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:10 am

Teaching gr puns is funs

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:50 am

Pun fun

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:56 am

I lol'd

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:12 pm

a solid 2/10 rez

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:13 pm

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:30 pm

Bar bitch you ate

Bartbituate

I needed this to get the joke.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:36 pm

a solid 2/10 rez

fak you, yanni would have enjoyed it.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:37 pm

Bar bitch you ate

Bartbituate

I needed this to get the joke.

I'm proud of you, as a non-native English speaker it's surprising you got it at all.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:51 pm

im not into drugs and my only time with barbiturates is that they killed jimi hendrix

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:54 pm

The joke performs better when spoken.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:57 pm

enough

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:08 pm

JOKES ARE FORBIDDEN, NOW IS MYSTERY TIME

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:40 pm

enough

too much is never enough

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:53 pm

its never enough

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:56 pm

I'm so fed up with everyone around me
No one seems to care
I'm just so far gone and nothing's gonna change
I'll never be the same
It's always do this, do that, everything they want to
I don't wanna live that way (No!)
Every chance they get they're always pushing me away

It's never enough, no it's never enough
No matter what I say
It's never enough, no it's never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be

It's all so messed up and no one ever listens
Everyone's deranged
I'm just so fucked up and I'm never gonna change
I wanna lay it all to waste
They're always say this, say that, nothing that you want to
I don't wanna live that way (No!)
Every chance they get they're always shoving me aside

It's never enough, no it's never enough
No matter what I say
It's never enough, no it's never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be
I'M DONE!

In the end we're all just chalk
lines on the concrete
Drawn only to be washed away
For the time that I've been given
I am what I am

I'd rather hate you for everything you are
Than ever love you for something you are not
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am
Than have you love me for something that I can't

It's never enough, it's never enough
No matter what I say
It's never enough, no it's never enough
No matter who I try to be
It's never enough, no it's never enough
No matter how I try to change
It's never enough, never never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:57 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKWdsnGuFUM

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:58 pm

fukk yoo youtube

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:16 pm

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:18 pm

ew. forget that band and listen to some music.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:21 pm

Anytime I hear that band on the radio I can't help but imagine Major Armstrong from FMA doing the vocals

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:38 pm

you should cut yourself

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:30 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKWdsnGuFUM

remove the s

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:09 am

http://www.joystiq.com/2014/03/14/metal ... ile-adven/

Fuck... ios...

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:11 am

I'm pretty sure volbeat is a 5fdp side band

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:56 am

Why the fuck did Vengevine have to double in price last month ? are there any substitutes ?

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:57 am

drs got banana'd

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:57 am

there are no substitutes.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:01 am

Why the fuck did Vengevine have to double in price last month ? are there any substitutes ?

People really want that card to be good

Potentially people speculating that Survival of the Fittest may get unbanned in legacy possibly

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:24 am

they want it to be good in modern its spec on modern.

Dies to Removal

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