i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:33 pm

Summertime and the livin's easy.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:33 pm

Then I understood Checkbox.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:33 pm

They're always dumb and no one cares about them.

The last one was fun.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:33 pm

Summertime and the livin's easy.

zombads on the microphone with ras m.g.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:34 pm

Hey, didn't I win that thing? Where's my trophy!

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:34 pm

They're always dumb and no one cares about them.
The last one was fun.

true.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:34 pm

but i wasnt willing to try any harder.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:35 pm

Summertime and the livin's easy.
zombads on the microphone with ras m.g.

All the people in the thread will agree that we're well qualified to represent the DTR.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:35 pm

but i wasnt willing to try any harder.

I spent minutes drawing that dragon, getting the shading of the background just right and the look of evil on Grandma's tiny little face needed to be perfect.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:36 pm

Summertime and the livin's easy.
zombads on the microphone with ras m.g.
All the people in the thread will agree that we're well qualified to represent the DTR.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:36 pm

Summertime and the livin's easy.
zombads on the microphone with ras m.g.
All the people in the thread will agree that we're well qualified to represent the DTR.

That doesn't even rhyme. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:37 pm

Yeah, exactly.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:38 pm

"I must save my virginity!"

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:38 pm

True story, knew a girl that wanted to get all her pubic hair laser removed and replaced with a tattoo of flowers. Sounded kinda creepy.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:40 pm

lol. Did you reply that you shaved your pubes into a flame design because you're packing heat?

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:44 pm

Trophies for the last ones are still due.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:45 pm

Trophies from like.. the last 3

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:46 pm

lol. Did you reply that you shaved your pubes into a flame design because you're packing heat?

Yes, yes I did.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:47 pm

Trophies for the last ones are still due.

If there's one thing the MTGS mods were good at, it was giving away trophies.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:49 pm

With gimmicks

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:49 pm

Tell her to just stop at removing all her pubic hair

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:49 pm

And then have her add me on snapchat

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:50 pm

Trophies for the last ones are still due.
If there's one thing the MTGS mods were good at, it was giving away trophies.

They really liked giving them out under the guise of contests to the people they decided should win.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:51 pm

She's a crazy Christian girl. Hence the flowers, if you get my meaning.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:52 pm

Trophies for the last ones are still due.
If there's one thing the MTGS mods were good at, it was giving away trophies.
They really liked giving them out under the guise of contests to the people they decided should win.

Wait, wait, wait, you're saying that internet polls aren't 100%
reliable?

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:53 pm

She's a crazy Christian girl. Hence the flowers, if you get my meaning.

I assume you fucked her in the ass then?

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:54 pm

Trophies for the last ones are still due.
If there's one thing the MTGS mods were good at, it was giving away trophies.
They really liked giving
them out under the guise of contests to the people they decided should win.
Wait, wait, wait, you're saying that internet polls aren't 100% reliable?

Not only that, but they are highly susceptible to tampering.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:54 pm

Trophies for the last ones are still due.
If there's one thing the MTGS mods were good at, it was giving away trophies.
They really liked giving
them out under the guise of contests to the people they decided should win.
Wait, wait, wait, you're saying that internet polls aren't 100% reliable?

You can't doubt the results, rezombad. Did some other reason for throwing up your hands actually win this poll? Not a chance.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:54 pm

She's a crazy Christian girl. Hence the flowers, if you get my meaning.
I assume you fucked her in the ass then?

That's totally 100% okay with God. He only cares about vaginal intercourse. Anything else is fair game.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:55 pm

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:55 pm

Unless you're a man. Then every hole is sacred.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:55 pm

She's a crazy Christian girl. Hence the flowers, if you get my meaning.
I assume you fucked her in the ass then?
That's totally 100% okay with God. He only cares about vaginal intercourse. Anything else is fair game.

Because you didnt say yes, I'm going to now assume that nothing happened.

Why you so beta dusty?

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:56 pm

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:56 pm

That shit is pretty wack. More evidence that internet polls are 100% legit.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:57 pm

She's a crazy Christian girl. Hence the flowers, if you get my meaning.
I assume you fucked her in the ass then?
That's totally 100% okay with God. He only cares about vaginal intercourse. Anything else is fair game.
Because you didnt say
yes, I'm going to now assume that nothing happened.

Why you so beta dusty?

Oh, yeah, no, definitely did not fuck her in the ass.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:57 pm

She's a crazy Christian girl. Hence the flowers, if you get my meaning.
I assume you fucked her in the ass then?[/
quote]
That's totally 100% okay with God. He only cares about vaginal intercourse. Anything else is fair game.
Because you didnt say yes, I'm going to now assume that nothing happened.

Why you so beta dusty?
Oh, yeah, no, definitely did not fuck her in the ass.
why

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:01 pm

yes why

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:01 pm

Because she had lucky charms tattoos in a ring around her asshole.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:01 pm

I feel a lengthy, unfunny, anecdote approaching.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:01 pm

I stand corrected.

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