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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 4:50 am

Fucking yankees, the south shall rise and WE WILL NOT TAKE PRISONERS
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 4:51 am

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE SOUTHERN MENACE
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 4:51 am

Then we'll fuck up as we are prone to do
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 4:52 am

Probably our collective devotion to symbolic cannibalism on sundays and our communal hatred of gay people will alienate other nations from aiding us
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 4:52 am

or we'll over produce our imports so when we try and use that to negotiate aid, they won't give a shit
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 4:53 am

Then we'll have a big come to jesus meeting, talk it over and go back to as things were
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 4:53 am

Except we will have all quit our jobs and have been replaced by mexicans willing to work harder and for half the salary as we have been conditioned by unions and sillly concepts such as "living wage" to expect better of our dead end jobs flipping burgers
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 4:54 am

and will still be able to look down on california
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Postby rezombad » Fri May 30, 2014 5:07 am

Wtf are you on about lmd?
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri May 30, 2014 5:13 am

he's god damned drunk again
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Postby rezombad » Fri May 30, 2014 5:59 am

So?
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 3:16 pm

I was informing checkbox not to misuse racial slurs
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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri May 30, 2014 3:21 pm

Yeah, that. There's history behind that. ;)
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 3:24 pm

Fuck history
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Postby Checkbox » Fri May 30, 2014 3:27 pm

Fuck history
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 4:11 pm

Page 1: Internet forums, alcohol and you
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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri May 30, 2014 4:27 pm

Would read.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets
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Postby DroppinSuga » Fri May 30, 2014 4:32 pm

this house used to be a resturant
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 4:34 pm

this meme used to be funny
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri May 30, 2014 5:15 pm

this drunk used to be a punk
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 5:17 pm

This semen is still a neckbeard
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 30, 2014 5:17 pm

My phone autocorrects to neckbearding awesome
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Postby DroppinSuga » Fri May 30, 2014 6:29 pm

this meme used to be funny
Your fake drunk posts used to be funny

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Postby Second Harkius » Fri May 30, 2014 6:34 pm

rez lmd and chekku all post about being drunk but i'd venture to say maybe 1 is ever actually drunk.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Fri May 30, 2014 6:36 pm

GR work stories are better than any of the fake drunk posts.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri May 30, 2014 7:16 pm

when I say I've never read a GR work story in 5 years I mean it
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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri May 30, 2014 7:18 pm

We've been here 5 years?

What the hell am I doing with my life?
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Fri May 30, 2014 7:54 pm

this meme used to be funny
Your fake drunk posts used to be funny

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no, they weren't.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri May 30, 2014 8:07 pm

I'm estimating the amount of time you've been telling work stories total
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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri May 30, 2014 8:39 pm

:yes:
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Postby Checkbox » Fri May 30, 2014 9:04 pm

Would read.
its a show in 'murica
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri May 30, 2014 10:39 pm

GR might tell work stories ad nauseam but I don't see him vanishing the way yanni / shalako / baguy all did.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri May 30, 2014 10:46 pm

RIP YALAKAGUY
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Postby Stardust » Fri May 30, 2014 10:48 pm

YANAKOGUY would have been more fair. We wouldn't want to hurt anyone's internet feelings.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri May 30, 2014 10:49 pm

GR might tell work stories ad nauseam but I don't see him vanishing the way yanni / shalako / baguy all did.
I know but we'll keep hoping
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri May 30, 2014 10:52 pm

we shall be rid of GR and replace him with super guat
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri May 30, 2014 10:54 pm

Super Guat's stories will never get boring.
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Postby imopen2 » Fri May 30, 2014 11:04 pm

Or phantoms, teefo, manders, cm, kijin, Johnny, etc etc
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri May 30, 2014 11:05 pm

Or phantoms, teefo, manders, cm, kijin, Johnny, etc etc
Did Johnny go back to Ugly Sally?
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