[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:10 pm

Summon Legendary Madding 2/1

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:13 pm

and amidst those complaints I am literally bored as hell today and sitting here waiting for something to happen

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:26 pm

Make an article about all your contributions to the site so that we can put it in the frontpage.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:28 pm

why can't all the delinquent children and pedos roam free together without being fettered down

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:30 pm

Why can't I angrily strangle baby seals in public?

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:31 pm

Reminds me of a T-shirt I've seen. Kind of like the I <heart> New York shirts.

Except it was I <club> Seals.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:31 pm

Make an article about all your contributions to the site so that we can put it in the frontpage.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:35 pm

Title it, neckbearding 101

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:51 pm

Title it, neckbearding 101

No way is that a 100 level course. That kind of neckbearding would be far more advanced. At least a 300 level course.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:54 pm

an article of that girth would be borderline manifesto

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:10 pm

I think a neckbeard manifesto would drive traffic through the roof. Just look at Todd Anderson's manifesto...

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:11 pm

Let's not and say we did

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:30 pm

FoS hate Todd Anderson because it's like looking in the mirror

"How did he do it without her divorcing him?"

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:55 pm

Kait with all the vitriol today

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:56 pm

Not even my job is that soul crushingly boring

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:56 pm

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:15 pm

it's an angry life to live

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:16 pm

I try to retreat from it all here only to be cornered by neckbeards the likes of which most FNM's 0-X tables dare not dream

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:19 pm

Forgive us, Kait, for we know not what we do

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:20 pm

you are guilty of the crime of playing magic

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:20 pm

laying it on a bit thick this afternoon

i guess madding has to make up for all the patty-cake he's been playing with james

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:20 pm

But lead us into top 8 for we are the scrumpers

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:20 pm

he can't face the fact he's a furry lover deep down

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:23 pm

zem abandoned me too guys

i'm one of the scrumpers now

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:23 pm

HeSpurnedMe

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:24 pm

But lead us into top 8 for we are the scrumpers

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:43 pm

It looks like I'll be drafting Conspiracy Friday night. I hope I scrump out so I can keep the Scrumper legacy alive.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:45 pm

Scrumper Legacy.

I see what you did there.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:48 pm

I'll show you what I did with my fist

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:49 pm

John Scroatles was a good man. He just wanted to top 8 a FNM so his girlfriend would realize that Magic wasn't just a waste of time and money.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:50 pm

there are 3 types of Legacy

Scroater Legacy - you're a man who plays tier one decks

Scrubber Legacy - you play Maverick and Goblins

Scrumper Legacy - you play burn and UB Tezz

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:51 pm

What if you don't play Legacy because Standard is clearly the most skill intensive format?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:51 pm

I don't think anyone on this site is a 1 except maybe LMD

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:51 pm

Scrubbers be scrubbing like erryday

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:52 pm

What if you don't play Legacy because Standard is clearly the most skill intensive format?

then you're a Scralter

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:52 pm

Depends on if Ad Nausem's and Death and Taxes are Tier 1

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:53 pm

Better known as Standers

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:54 pm

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:55 pm

I dare ask what an EDH player is called?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:55 pm

Depends on if Ad Nausem's and Death and Taxes are Tier 1

d and t, sure. as naus gets a pass because storm

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