Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

donasdux · Postby **donasdux** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:20 pm

Public GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Nice.

donasdux · Postby **donasdux** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:29 pm

http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com

#FavoritePage

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:40 pm

Public GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Nice.

There's no GRRRRRRRR without GR

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:23 am

blackhound....who is he again?
who said i was a he.

The only people who play MTG are men or women who used to be men so it's a safe assumption.

donasdux · Postby **donasdux** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:20 am

blackhound....who is he again?
who said i was a he.
The only people who play MTG are men or women who used to be men so it's a safe assumption.

Your faceless avatar proves that point.

Mogadishu Jones · Postby **Mogadishu Jones** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 5:21 am

You all still suck I see.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 5:25 am

hi paca

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 6:46 am

Yeah basically

donasdux · Postby **donasdux** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:48 pm

Where is the trading section?

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:17 pm

Dammit Checkbox

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:04 pm

Surrounded by young sexy gentlemen.

Postby **Stardust** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:12 am

Just in case you guys didn't notice, there's a mafia section of this forum. There's even a game in sign-ups right now! Lucky you!

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:14 am

which one of you cones edited my post.

donasdux · Postby **donasdux** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:01 am

You toolbags take way too much time in between posts. It's kinda boring. I came here for the laughs, not to sleep.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:13 am

happens, go look at sdcc spoilers instead.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:13 am

or do you even play magical cards?

Postby **Stardust** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:08 am

Me, today.

My knee hurts.

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:22 am

You toolbags take way too much time in between posts. It's kinda boring. I came here for the laughs, not to sleep.

bite me

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:51 am

You toolbags take way too much time in between posts. It's kinda boring. I came here for the laughs, not to sleep.

I ain't yo slave whitey

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:52 am

who the fuck you think you is, demanding fucking laughs and shit, I'll fuckin laugh in yo face when I have my dick in ya throat

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:52 am

You ain't seen laughter till you seen a grown man gag on a dick

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:53 am

I'm allowed to say racist shit if I'm dating a mexican, thats like a law right, if you date a minority, you're allowed to be racist?

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:54 am

I've done my time, I've done that bread

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:54 am

It's that sauce, that dressing

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:55 am

heard some guy refer to some russian mtg cards as that, I've no clue where he got that from but he is from the NE so maybe thats the slang they use for pimp ass russian foils.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:55 am

that sauce that dressin

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:57 am

Apparently the storeowner of one of the places I go to got a moat for $80

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:57 am

the story goes is he met a girl on craigslist whom was trying to sell cards for htis guy and they met at said guys house

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:57 am

this was like 2 years ago, so moat was like $200 back then or some bullshit

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:58 am

I mean the real question is why would you agree to go to some strange guys house that you met through someone else on craigslist is beyond me and not, y'know, a waffle house or some diner but these are question that need to be asked and answered at another date cause I fucking didn't think to ask

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:59 am

anywho, he sits down with the guy and he asks him "alright did you bring the latest scrye magazine with you" or whatever the fucking magazine with all the magic prices used to be called

one of you old fucks prolly remember and FUCK YOU FOR BEING SO GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:59 am

Fuck is my favorite word btw

#Truestory

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:00 am

The owner looks at him and goes "they haven't printed that in 2 years"

and he's like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:00 am

so the owner shows said guy the star city games website and tells him to find the price

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:01 am

Somehow, he told the owner that they had it priced at $80

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:01 am

Spoiler: It wasn't and hasn't been for a very long time, predating this story for at least a year

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:01 am

So he got an $80 moat

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:02 am

that he traded, that, the abyss and someother stuff for some fetches, bayous, and chain lightning (among other stuff that, although worth less, he can actually move)

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:02 am

although collectively he came out ahead

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:03 am

I've had a bit too drink and am about to pour myself another shot

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