Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:03 am

dare me to drive?

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:03 am

dare me to make fun of various posters?

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:05 am

you see guys, the reason GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR stil exists, isn't so that way GR has a way to tell his work stories that we only halfway pay attention to, and sometimes read, it's because people like me need a place ot post WHERE WE AREN'T STOPPED BY THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A CUNT FILTER THAT STOPS ME FROM POSTING FOR A SET FUCKING PERIOD OF GODAMN TIME BECAUSE THE SERVERS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING CODDLED INBRED PUSSIES THAT DESPERATELY NEED TO BE CODDLED BY THE FUCKING FILTER THAT GENTLY INSERTS THE GENEROUSLY LUBRICATED BUTTPLUG UP ITS WELL USED ASSHOLE

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:06 am

that may look like caps, but I assure you, I used shift for it

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:06 am

#HipsterSpammer

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:06 am

I wish I was higher than giraffe pussy

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:07 am

Much as I love mexican food and guns, fuck republicans, holding back my legal fucking weed

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:09 am

I mean, I'd definitely consider trading guns for marijuana

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:10 am

Soul food, marijuana and dota, I may gain shit tons of weight, but goddamn if I wouldn't be the happiest person on the fucking planet

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:10 am

I say that but my job requires I maintain a certain level (however minimal and insignificant) level of physical fitness

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:11 am

namely being able to carry and a lader and 5 gallons of paint down a hallway

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:11 am

and trimming my beard to the eternal chagrin of my girlfriend

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:11 am

speaking of beards, beard competitiions are actually a thing and remarkably amusing

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:12 am

I feel like an asshole, I brought up I get laid semi-frequently twice

I now know what it's like to be checkbox

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:13 am

but yeah, beard competition, actually pretty cool, they had it at this hipster joint that had a shitty ac system but a decent Pizza joint (that was in a food truck parked out fron) attatched to it), everyone was shit faced and chill, even though all I did was wander around like a little fucking creep with a doctor pepper can

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:14 am

Apparently they get fucking technical with the different beard catagories, I mean I've only ever seen "trimmed well kept, businessman like beard" and "IM A FUCKING LUMBER JACK MUTHA FUCKA, DON'T FUCK WITH ME'" beard so they prolly know more than me

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:15 am

I mean I didn't think you could be hipster with a full foot long beard, but these people have found a way

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:16 am

and it resulted in remarkably amusing get togethers were everyone gets drunk and strokes each others beards

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:17 am

I'm gonna post until I get a solid two pages worth of posts

It'll piss off one of the old fucks that reads this thread, and it'll be worth it cause that guy is a fucking asshole

Postby **Stardust** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:17 am

I had a beard before they were cool.

Postby **Stardust** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:17 am

Seems to me most hipsters around here have beards.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:18 am

Fuck you man, you don't know me, how do you know I ain't some fucking 40 year old mutha fucka that likes to talk shit

other than I've mentioned otherwise and that I go to college, but honestly who believes a word I fucking say.

#YouDontKnowMe

Postby **Stardust** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:18 am

My favourite is the tube shaped thing coming out of the guy's chin. Classic.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:19 am

Seems to me most hipsters around here have beards.

Most hipsters need a fucking golf club planted squarely in their ass but thats just me

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:20 am

stood up for the first time since ingesting alcohol, kinda light headed, gonna take another shot, haven't been unable to stand drunk and may as well get that one off my list while in the comfort and safety of my cave

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:22 am

that was remarkably difficult, only got an oz poured before I stopped because I feared I'd pour the entire bottle onto the fucking counter

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:22 am

if your wondering, the counter is right next to my laptop

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:23 am

lets try again after downing an ounce of rum

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:26 am

Users browsing this forum: Lord_Mcdonalds, Stardust and 0 guests

I'd be amazed if stardust could read even half of what I just posted without gouging his eyes out or angrily fucking a dog

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:26 am

or his stuffed pikachu doll

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:27 am

Also, apparently they are making a grumpy cat puppet

Literally everything I could ever want, I could torment my niece and nephew with it by pretending I'm a cat and making passive aggressive statments

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:30 am

Fun Fact: I fucking love Grumpy cat

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:30 am

Grumpy cat is my spirit fucking animal, whether she likes it or not

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:30 am

grumpy cat is a she btw

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:34 am

Another shot, litltle over 1 and 1/2 ounces

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:34 am

Should prolly eat BUT I RAN OUT OF FUCKING CRACKERS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:35 am

You guys suck, all not posting and shit

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:35 am

I blame spam, it's all your fault people don't post

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:37 am

fuck I'm hungry

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:37 am

the munchies are real

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