[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Lightning_Dolt]

Isn't that from Lost in Translation? lol

[Dechs Kaison]

Oh, damn. It's just a roll of quarters.

[Khaospawn]

Isn't that from Lost in Translation? lol

Possibly, but I heard it in the undercover prostitute episode of South Park when he (the cop/prostitute) jumps out of a cake and fucks a whole fraternity.

[hamfactorial]

Isn't that from Lost in Translation? lol

Indeed, it's playing in that Japanese strip club with all the flashing lights.

[Kaitscralt]

Zem get a better editor

[Lightning_Dolt]

I did notice a couple small things, but I'm anal.

[Kaitscralt]

"Blood Moon is a one card combo," - the Magma Platypus, 2014

[Alex]

I played a turn 2 and 3 Blood Moon against my BG opponents at the PTQ and still lost because apparently if they float GB and have Abrupt Decay every time you just get fucking fucked.

[Lightning_Dolt]

I just got boned by the one of batterskull lol.

[Khaospawn]

Their boner was the Batterskull...

[BlakLanner]

And another stream goes up in my sad attempt to prepare for Syracuse.

Edit: Another 1-2 due to some god awful play on my part. Highlights are available if you want a laugh or to feel better about your skill level.

[zemanjaski]

I played a turn 2 and 3 Blood Moon against my BG opponents at the PTQ and still lost because apparently if they float GB and have Abrupt Decay every time you just get fucking fucked.

You could try playing better. You just draw/go until they have to play something then get them; you're heavily favoured in any game where your opponent opts to do nothing.

[zemanjaski]

Zem get a better editor

Can't do.

You played M15 yet?

[zemanjaski]

Indeed.

[Alex]

Clearly James doesn't realize how fun it is to play six of your seven cards on turn 2.

[Khaospawn]

Alex, are you playing with Simian Spirit Guides?

[Alex]

Affinity.

[Khaospawn]

[Lightning_Dolt]

[Dechs Kaison]

I really need a copy of that card. Can never seem to find one.

[Lightning_Dolt]

I bought them for the PTQ. $4 a pop. WTF.

[Mcdonalds]

That card is all the monies for what it does

[BlakLanner]

I bought them for the PTQ. $4 a pop. WTF.

A bit high but demand pricing when at such an event. They are indeed worth it. I still consider adding them every time I stare at my Modern SB.

[Lightning_Dolt]

I bought them at my shop before the PTQ. Apparently that's what SCG charges.

[Dechs Kaison]

I swear I remember them being more than $4...

[BlakLanner]

SCG currently has them at $4. They weren't lying to you.

[Lightning_Dolt]

True.

[Alex]

Usually scares me more.

[Dechs Kaison]

God damn it, Dresden, why'd you have to

End of "Changes"

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go and fucking die on me. I seriously don't want to read the next book. I'm going to be so pissed if this ends up as a cheap way to get out of his duties as the Winter Knight.

[hamfactorial]

Alex wakes up at night in a cold sweat at the thought of moss growing over gargoyles.

[Valdarith]

Disregard gifts for SO,

Acquire more Magic cards.

[rcwraspy]

We need a "Fuck her right in the pussy!" smiley. Like, it NEEDS to be that creep in the hoodie and glasses.

Trayvon Martin?

[Valdarith]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

[rcwraspy]

too soon?

[hamfactorial]

[Elricity]

too soon?

You, sir, are a terrible human being.

Are you taking students?

[Lightning_Dolt]

Any ideas for alternative win conditions for a mono black EDH deck?

[Lightning_Dolt]

Main win con is iname > mass reanimate.

Need something to do if graveyard gets exiled.

[Jack]

Combat damage? Big Exsanguinate? Sorin you to 10? Massacre Wurm? Mikaeus, Blood Artist and a sac outlet? Mono Black pretty much never struggles to find ways to end the game.