[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[rcwraspy]

maybe

[Khaospawn]

But isn't Aspirant good because it can bypass tokens and caryatids?

Tokens especially. Caryatid just chumpblocks.

It can't be blocked by creatures of power 1 or less. Caryatid can't block it, if I'm not mistaken.

I understand, however Marauder would be just chumpblocked, so it doesnt matter.

Wut?

Marauder is 1/2 for 1R that gets +2/0 when attacking...

Why are we talking about the Marauder? I was talking about Aspirant.

[rcwraspy]

ITT: FOSers arguing over which red common 2-drop to run. Sounds about right

[Khaospawn]

ITT: FOSers arguing over which red common 2-drop to run. Sounds about right

Everything Spam and Madding has said is true.

[Alex]

ITT: FOSers arguing over which red common 2-drop to run. Sounds about right

Everything Spam and Madding has said is true.

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[Self Medicated]

Gotta keep up the status quo.

[Khaospawn]

You know I'm right, Alex.

[Alex]

I actually don't even get the fascination. There's almost no merits to playing red based aggro in a land full of Sylvan Caryatid and Courser of Kruphix, lol.

[Alex]

I feel like I should probably go back to Oceans of Salvation sig.

[Khaospawn]

I actually don't even get the fascination.

You wouldn't, you filthy Island tapper.

[Alex]

I actually don't even get the fascination.

You wouldn't, you filthy Island tapper.

Hey, my Affinity list plays a Mountain as its basic.

[Second Harkius]

Do not switch to blue decks. Your clan's stubborn refusal to only play red decks is at the core of who you are.

[Second Harkius]

To quote 'The Fighting Quaker' Nathanael Greene:

"We fight, go X-2, rise, and fight again!"

[Alex]

Do not switch to blue decks. Your clan's stubborn refusal to only play red decks is at the core of who you are.

I never really played red decks.

[Alex]

Well actually that's a lie I played mono red in Scars/Innistrad because SHrine of Burning Rage was the best card in the format.

[Khaospawn]

To quote 'The Fighting Quaker' Nathanael Greene:

"We fight, go X-2, rise, and fight again!"

That's actually reminiscent of the opening to Metallica's Broken, Beat, and Scarred.

[Jack]

I went x-1-1 last night, thank you very much!

It's entirely beyond me why somebody would play Tron with all Japanese lands, all of which have art that leaves the viewer confused as to whether he's looking at a mine or a power plant, and none of which have matching art.

[Khaospawn]

Well actually that's a lie I played mono red in Scars/Innistrad because SHrine of Burning Rage was the best card in the format.

And since then you've moved to underwater Mountains.

[Khaospawn]

Do not switch to blue decks. Your clan's stubborn refusal to only play red decks is at the core of who you are.

Hey man, I just wanna be the beatdown.


Okay, okay, I wanna be the beatdown by burning shit and turning little dudes sideways. What more do you want from me?

[Alex]

I went x-1-1 last night, thank you very much!

It's entirely beyond me why somebody would play Tron with all Japanese lands, all of which have art that leaves the viewer confused as to whether he's looking at a mine or a power plant, and none of which have matching art.

Because they're an asshole.

Admittedly I do very subtle things to put my opponents on tilt since Magic players are a bunch of autistic sperglords with OCD, some of which include:

• Play with one mismatched die in my brick of dice.
• Play with multiple playmats on top of each other, none of which are the same size.[/*:
  m]
• Intentionally play mismatched permanents. (My Lords of Atlantis are ALL from different sets in Fish, for instance.)
• Play with my lands upside down.
• Constantly play with my deck half-on, half-off of my playmats.

[rcwraspy]

I went x-1-1 last night, thank you very much!

It's entirely beyond me why somebody would play Tron with all Japanese lands, all of which have art that leaves the viewer confused as to whether he's looking at a mine or a power plant, and none of which have matching art.

sounds like some easy cheating. No, I have all 3, I swear!

[Khaospawn]

Sperglords....lol

[Kaitscralt]

With Mutavault rotating we are ushering in a whole new era for FoS. No longer do they have to push alt budg lists with excuses for why it doesn't need boss hog vault

[Khaospawn]

Who in here played for the last year without Mutavault?

Don't be shy. Put your fucking hands in the air!

[Alex]

Up until recently I had 16 Mutavaults. I transmuted them into Liliana of the Veils.

[Jack]

He wasn't cheating, and admitted multiple times to not having tron even with 5 of the lands out, and I don't think he was doing it to be an asshole. I think he just really liked foreign cards, since 95% of his deck was either Japanese or German (I only remember Emrakul, Eye of Ugin and Ancient Stirrings being in English), and it's hard to find a matching set of foreign black-bordered Urza lands, I guess. Personally, I'd rather have my own matching, white border, English ones.

[Alex]

I should have gotten more Abrupt Decays, that card is going to fucking skyrocket. #badspecs

[Kaitscralt]

Who in here played for the last year without Mutavault?

Don't be shy. Put your fucking hands in the air!

i see them scrumpin in the shadows

[Jack]

I bought a set of Mutas for 60, played with them for half a year, sold them at 120 and quit Standard until a few weeks ago. So I guess I only budg caj'd it for 2 FNMs with Pyro Red sans Mutas and any cards newer than Theros.

[Jack]

I should have gotten more Abrupt Decays, that card is going to fucking skyrocket. #badspecs

I'm still kicking myself for not buying more Deathrites at $3 each.

[Kaitscralt]

He wasn't cheating, and admitted multiple times to not having tron even with 5 of the lands out, and I don't think he was doing it to be an asshole. I think he just really liked foreign cards, since 95% of his deck was either Japanese or German (I only remember Emrakul, Eye of Ugin and Ancient Stirrings being in English), and it's hard to find a matching set of foreign black-bordered Urza lands, I guess. Personally, I'd rather have my own matching, white border, English ones.

death to the white border durdler

[Jack]

One thing I really like about the white border is that it makes searching your library for the right one much quicker.

[Alex]

Oh, add that to the list of things I do to piss of my opponents. I take an eraser and erase the borders on my basics.

[Tyrael]

I went x-1-1 last night, thank you very much!

It's entirely beyond me why somebody would play Tron with all Japanese lands, all of which have art that leaves the viewer confused as to whether he's looking at a mine or a power plant, and none of which have matching art.

Because they're an asshole.

Admittedly I do very subtle things to put my opponents on tilt since Magic players are a bunch of autistic sperglords with OCD, some of which include:

• Play
  with one mismatched die in my brick of dice.
• Play with multiple playmats on top of each other, none of which are the same size.
• Intentionally play mismatched permanents. (My Lords of Atlantis are ALL from different sets in Fish, for instance.)
• Play with my lands upside down.
• Constantly play with my deck half-on, half-off of my playmats.

As someone with asperger myself I would appreciate not being called a 'sperglord'

thanks

[Jack]

Oh, add that to the list of things I do to piss of my opponents. I take an eraser and erase the borders on my basics.

I should do this. To me, white borders look really nice on certain things.

[Alex]

I went x-1-1 last night, thank you very much!

It's entirely beyond me why somebody would play Tron with all Japanese lands, all of which have art that leaves the viewer confused as to whether he's looking at a mine or a power plant, and none of which have matching art.

Because they're an asshole.

Admittedly I do very subtle
things to put my opponents on tilt since Magic players are a bunch of autistic sperglords with OCD, some of which include:

• Play with one mismatched die in my brick of dice.
• Play with multiple playmats on top of each other, none of which are the same size.
• Intentionally play mismatched permanents. (My Lords of Atlantis are ALL from different sets in Fish, for instance.)
• Play with my lands upside down.
• Constantly play with my deck half-on, half-off of my playmats.

As someone with asperger myself I would appreciate not being called a 'sperglord'

thanks

Stop being a sperglord about it.

[Alex]

I've been called much worse things, I prefer to be a lord over my domain than for people to refer to me as "Aspie."

[Khaospawn]

Mmmmm Asparagus Burger

[Jack]

Magic cards really don't erase easily

[Khaospawn]

Oh, add that to the list of things I do to piss of my opponents. I take an eraser and erase the borders on my basics.

I should do this. To me, white borders look really nice on certain things.

I like white borders on Izzet type stuff, like Shivan Reef. Scalding Tarn would look hot in white border.

Just saying