[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Kaitscralt]

LM plays cone of flame in legacy

[Stardust]

Burn.

[Khaospawn]

LM IS a Cone.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Yeah but "Dos Rakis" was not a deck, it was an FoS budg thing that literally had no results, articles, mentions or considerations for the entire time you guys played it

Spike Jester was on nobodies radar as a card with a viable deck

Top 8'd GP Nagoya.

[Khaospawn]

Maximum Coneage

[GoblinWarchief]

Why did they ever print a mythic rare for each color EXCEPT RED ? are they trolling us ?

[GoblinWarchief]

I mean, there are 5 monocolored mythic rares with activated abilities of the clan's colors, then there are 4 simple monocolored mythic rares (each color except red) , then there is ugin. Now i expect a mythic red bomb in the next set, otherwise there is no reason they would do this.

[Self Medicated]

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This makes me happy.

[Kaitscralt]

Yeah but "Dos Rakis" was not a deck, it was an FoS budg thing that literally had no results, articles, mentions or considerations for the entire time you guys played it

Spike Jester was on nobodies radar as a card with a viable deck

Top 8'd GP Nagoya.

that jap shit doesn't count

[Kaitscralt]

I mean, there are 5 monocolored mythic rares with activated abilities of the clan's colors, then there are 4 simple monocolored mythic rares (each color except red) , then there is ugin. Now i expect a mythic red bomb in the next set, otherwise there is no reason they would do this.

because Ugin had to replace one and they went with red

move on

[Purp]

I wonder how many friends Kait has in real life. I can't imagine it's many.

[Valdarith]

I thought this was real life.

[Valdarith]

You mean the internet doesn't matter?!?!

[Kaitscralt]

I wonder how many friends Kait has in real life. I can't imagine it's many.

I duno, I make new friends pretty much anywhere I go

People tend to like me for some reason

[Kaitscralt]

It hurts to be this likable

[Kaitscralt]

and lickable

[GoblinWarchief]

Yes, they went with red, so i expect one more red mythic or a mythic red bomb next set. I think it's just logical, not that i give a fuck about red mythics unless they are goblins

[Khaospawn]

My butt itches. And I took a shower today.

[Khaospawn]

I like the new Viashino Sandstalker.

[Jamie]

You don't want cards to be mythic.
You want 4 of each card in a set
for like 100$? That's fine. wizards prefers to be rich instead of honest.

[Kaitscralt]

Mtg has really gone down the tubes ever since a former mtgs admin took over card design

I think they ditched him almost immediately

How he squeezed this one through still confounds me

Gutter Skulk

[Kaitscralt]

It's a message.. a code.. a way home

[Kaitscralt]

Remember when KCW crawled out of the woodwork and was bragging about how he sucks Gavin's dick for table scraps and thought it made him a relevant something in anything

Then he faded away...

[Mcdonalds]

Who the fuck wants to remember that?

[Kaitscralt]

You don't want cards to be mythic.
You want 4 of each card in a set
for like 100$? That's fine. wizards prefers to be rich instead of honest.

I'd rather spend more money on a card than less, so I can keep hating on budg caj boys and girls

It's why I hope the white mythics live up to the hype

[Kaitscralt]

Remember all those years ago when someone bought 10k worth of foil JTMS

that was me

not to control the market, but to control the filthy casuals

[Kaitscralt]

and I'm almost ready for the final step in my plan

[Kaitscralt]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Kaitscralt]

like a true villain I will reveal the final step in my plan just before putting it to action

the missing red mythic will be restored next set.. as a vanilla red one drop that every RDW player needs but can't afford.. and fos shall play their FNM frenzied goblin instead, for budg reasons...


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... all these years I've been preparing

[Kaitscralt]

And zem shall declare "frenz is the new Stonewright," and all shall obey the budg caj king

my greatest pawn

[Kaitscralt]

Stonewright of course being the previous shit card with no results and mucho FoS praiso

[Kaitscralt]

hello

[Kaitscralt]

Is anyone there

[Kaitscralt]

can anybody hear me

[Kaitscralt]

guys

[Khaospawn]

go home, kait. you're drunk. with power.

[Kaitscralt]

I am on my way home

[Kaitscralt]

I remember when dtr was at it's best and most beautiful, my ride home would be the pinnacle of the day's activity, with everyone available to provide me laughs and leers to pass the time

[Kaitscralt]

Smartphones don't know when to add or not add apostrophes

[Kaitscralt]

lol