[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:40 pm

Life will find a way.

RedNihilist · Postby **RedNihilist** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:40 pm

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I see you Nihilist
life is meaningless
life is meaningless

Actually, it is

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:44 pm

finally, something we can all agree on

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:44 pm

hey, that onar apology thread made my week

It gets better every time i reread it.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:53 pm

Live to win!

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:53 pm

Spam how many women have you raped now that you're a naval brigandier

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:54 pm

Live to win!

FNM is life, FNM is love

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:57 pm

Live to win!
FNM is life, FNM is love

It's not ogre. It's never ogre.

:scrump:

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:09 pm

It's the most casual way to X-2.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:13 pm

I x-2'd my first FNM

I was playing BW something with Umezawa's Jitte

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:18 pm

I lost to Heartbeat of Spring combo, which sideboarded Jitte just to kill Jitte with the old legend rule

Such is the power of Jitte

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:19 pm

I lost by naming the wrong card with Cranial Extraction in true noob fashion

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:20 pm

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:21 pm

My opponent in my other loss was a cheater

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:21 pm

#cracklife

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:49 pm

I x-2'd my first FNM.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:51 pm

I was playing White Weenie Landfall when Zen first came out. I lost to Jund in Rounds 2 and 5. Bloodbraid into Blightning was real.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:52 pm

My dream of making top eight at my first FNM was shattered in a close game 3.

It was then that I discovered there was a bar next door. My life would never be the same.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:53 pm

$3 32 oz Amberbocks soothed the pain.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:54 pm

I still can't believe they banned BBE in Modern

COWARDS!

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:54 pm

This has somehow turned into a G_R tale of sorts.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:55 pm

For my first FNM, I built a human reanimator list with Angel of Glory's Rise and Jace, Memory Adept as my discard outlet.

X-2 baby. The worst idea I've ever had.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:55 pm

I'd much rather tangle with BBE in Modern than ole Rhino McPherson.

We're under siege!!!

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:57 pm

It's like playing Thragtusk Standard all over again

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:57 pm

My fnm promo Bloodbraids are ready. $9 for the set? Yes please.

/humblebrags

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:00 pm

Siege Rhino is worse than Thragtusk. The Rhinos travel in stampedes.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:07 pm

Siege Rhino is legitimately a better card than Thragtusk

We were just browbeaten with absurd synergy with the Thragdad to the extent that it broke our spirits

Rhino will get to that point

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:14 pm

I meant worse as in I'd rather deal with Tusk over that horned menace. I actually agree with you for once.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:22 pm

I know what you meant, I was just adding to it

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:03 pm

I was playing White Weenie Landfall when Zen first came out. I lost to Jund in Rounds 2 and 5. Bloodbraid into Blightning was real.

I was playing Dong's Rakdos Deck Wins. First deck I ever top 8'd with.

I make a 13 year old cry in the quarters by blightninging him T3, T4, T5 & T6.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:06 pm

Um, Dong?

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:06 pm

Dong Wang?

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:07 pm

Long Dong Silver?

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:07 pm

King Dong?

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:13 pm

Oh shit, his name wasn't Dong,

http://archive.wizards.com/Magic/Magazi ... 10/welcome

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:14 pm

Kim Dong un.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:16 pm

It was a hell of a time to be playing standard.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:17 pm

Yeah, it was a fun standard. Burn decks were real.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:23 pm

That's when I first got onto MTGO. I made a RUG deck with 8 Spreading Seas and BBE to cascade into them, wih JTMS as a win con. I did this because 90% of your matches would be Jund, and they couldn't beat it. I learned that year how to inspire great rage quits and have kept it up.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:30 pm

Eventually I switched to UB control with Jace when I had had enough fun

Dies to Removal

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