[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:40 pm

So it was. So it shall be.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:56 pm

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:01 pm

a year and a half of random jon snow spamming and it finally paid off

Purp · Postby **Purp** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:06 pm

Buddy of mine getting back into standard, used to play old Jund in the swagtusk days... Should he invest into abzan midrange, abzan aggro or Mardu? I am telling him midrange because its the default top dog, with the ability to tweak into different strategies etc.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:06 pm

Holy shit! A legacy deck I'd like to play!

http://www.starcitygames.com/article/30 ... talia.html

Quick! Tell me it's bad before I spend all my money!

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:21 pm

You've been a great bastard

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:45 pm

Holy shit! A legacy deck I'd like to play!

http://www.starcitygames.com/article/30 ... talia.html

Quick! Tell me it's bad before I spend all my money!

It....doesn't play Lightning Bolt. There, I said it.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:23 pm

I feel it should be playing hymn to tourach in light of cruise getting banned but seems okay

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:36 pm

Hymn Hymn I don't win because it's not 1993

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:01 pm

have you guys heard about zing zong

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:10 pm

Zing Zong's a ding dong. Cyrus Q Hornbill is the bee's knees.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:20 pm

have you guys heard about zing zong

Should see some play in Legacy. Think they'll print him in M16 too?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:35 pm

is the space pope reptilian?

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:50 pm

I just beat Willy Edel on MTGO.

I was playing my Goblins! deck.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:50 pm

It was actually a really good game. The guy knows his shit.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:52 pm

He was playing GB Rock. We went all 3 games.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:53 pm

he's good, limited by his refusal to play anything but overgrown tomb, similar to players in fos problem with red, but they're not good either

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:54 pm

I was expecting him to play Siege Rhino. But it never happened.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:55 pm

Also, what you did there, Madding. I see it.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:01 pm

I prefer to play Control, but can be EASILY swayed

see: a GOOD green/red deck makes me salivate (huntmaster, GSZ, swords) , b/r zombies when it was the best deck, Jeskai tokens

Expand your horizons and become the unstoppable neckbeard your father will feel no pride in

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:05 pm

You're the neckbeard equivalent of the Dos Equis guy.

I don't always play control....

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:05 pm

Dos Neckbeard.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:06 pm

I play control by lightning bolting other creatures.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:09 pm

I don't always play the best deck...

But when I do...

That's not true. I never play the best deck.

Purp · Postby **Purp** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:09 pm

There is no greater feeling than perfectly trimming your neckbeard line/chin line on the first pass.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:10 pm

Here's my morning routine:

Step 1: Don't shave.

Step 2: Dominate.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:11 pm

My beard grows more powerful by the day.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:11 pm

Soon, it will begin to absorb people.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:11 pm

I will add peoples' biological distinctiveness to my own.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:12 pm

Resistance is futile.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:14 pm

As long as Khaospawn is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all beards on all necks.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:16 pm

Girl should be changed to gril

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:26 pm

Khaospawn's beard is the DBZ villain of beards

Purp · Postby **Purp** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:28 pm

: Scraggle - creatures your opponents' control become tied down in scraggley neckbeards. They do not untap ever. Even during the next round.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:31 pm

Turns out Phyrexian Oil was just beard sweat the whole time.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:35 pm

My beard is prehensile.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:35 pm

Mine is projectile

Purp · Postby **Purp** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:37 pm

This shit does wonders for beards

https://www.birchbox.com/men/herbivore- ... eard-tonic

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:38 pm

I feed mine small woodland creatures to keep it shiny.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:40 pm

Beardhrazad - [mana]WW[/mana]

Sorcery

Players play a Magic subgame, using their libraries as their decks. Each player who doesn't win this subgame shaves half his or her beard, rounded up.

Dies to Removal

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