[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Khaospawn]

There is the weirdest formatting error going on with LP's decklist that I can't edit out for the life of me.

Sometimes you actually have to put a category and a number (like : Land 24) before a section. And even then, sometimes you have to put a space after the first deck tag and a space before the last deck tag. It's weird.

[Khaospawn]

The Rhinos have been Siegeing the fences, systematically. Looking for weaknesses.

They remember.

[Kaitscralt]

There is the weirdest formatting error going on with LP's decklist that I can't edit out for the life of me.

Sometimes you actually have to put a category and a number (like : Land 24) before a section. And even then, sometimes you have to put a space after the first deck tag and a space before the last deck tag. It's weird.

damnit scrumper, i'm a pedophile wrangler, not a forum doctor

[Khaospawn]

Scrump date: 220115 Era of the Rhino

We have encountered a problem in the deck tag scanner. We've tried fitting more siege rhinos into the sub matrix. Chief Engineer Scotty has informed us that the warp coils cannot handle that much power from the 4/5 bodies.

[Khaospawn]

He's dead, Jim.

[Kaitscralt]

Siege me up, Scrumpy.

[Kaitscralt]

Set phasers to siege.

[Kaitscralt]

Prepare to jump into hypersiege.

[Kaitscralt]

Use the Rhino, Luke.

[Kaitscralt]

Rhino of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not siege!

[Kaitscralt]

I would have gone with you to the end. Into the very fires of Siege Rhino.

[Kaitscralt]

The way back will come but once. Be siegefast.

[Kaitscralt]

He Who Shall Not Be Sieged

[Kaitscralt]

Rhino al'Thor, the Rhino Reborn, He Who Comes With The Siege

[Kaitscralt]

Siegeroth, One Winged Rhino

[Khaospawn]

Leia: I love you!

Han: Rhino.

[Kaitscralt]

Someone thank that post

[Kaitscralt]

Then someone else

[Khaospawn]

Give that man a rhino!

[Khaospawn]

In the immortal words of AC/DC : Have a siege on me!

[Kaitscralt]

Stop on your high note

[Khaospawn]

My work here is finished.

[admin]

There is the weirdest formatting error going on with LP's decklist that I can't edit out for the life of me.

It happens sometimes, some weird bug in the deck tags that I could never figure out

[Purp]

Sideboarding in tokens is a bitch to figure out.

[Khaospawn]

What's your boggle, Purp?

[Self Medicated]

Under Siege 2: Rhino Territory

[hamfactorial]

In 1966, Siege Rhino escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a rhino six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Siege Rhino did it in less than twenty. Oh, Siege Rhino loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster. Like I said, in Tarkir, a rhino will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Siege Rhino's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Elspeth was killed, Siege Rhino decided he'd been here just about long enough. Siege Rhino did like he was told, buffed those hooves to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a rhino's hooves? Siege Rhino crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

You remember the name of the siege, don't you?

[Kaitscralt]

I've decided to rename the Cards the Cards podcast to the Rhinocasty

[Kaitscralt]

Now we're talkin' 4/5, 24/7

[hamfactorial]

Kait you're a true rhiconoclast

[Khaospawn]

All rhino, all the time.

[Stardust]

is siege rhino really taking over standard??????

i mean it's a cool card but is it really blowing out the scrumps with the fat body and lifegain?

You Rhinocaust deniers make me sick.

[Kaitscralt]

Spam played one FNM in 2005 and lost to Kami of the Waning Moon in an X-2 three round thatta boy'er, his thoughts about anything other than bad music and curvy women hold no sway here

[Khaospawn]

What's his stance on curvy women?

[hamfactorial]

Rhinoclasm - Sorcery [mana]3R[/mana]

Rhinoclasm deals 4 damage to each creature.

"How can we outrun the siege?"
-Scrump, devotee of fire

[Kaitscralt]

What's his stance on curvy women?

in for a penny, in for a pound

[Kaitscralt]

we on DTR believe the trunketh require junketh

she must siegeth like a rhino

[Khaospawn]

Dat ass got trample tho.

[hamfactorial]

Rhinhoes ain't shit

[Khaospawn]

Chandra, Rhinomaster