Open Site Blathering (formerly Advice from iridium ITT)

[Captain Murphy]

Never cared for the crappy die hard movies. Number 3 was alright but we all know its because of Samuel.

I find it funny that they were all written without the thought of being a die hard movie, and they just decided it seemed like a die hard movie

[Captain Murphy]

I think the reason bruce got big was because he created a large majority of the alpha male america stereotypes

[Enizzle]

And he married Demi Moore. Who used to be super hot, but is now wasted and drug addled.

[Captain Murphy]

Even Ashton had his way with her

[Enizzle]

Ashton Kutcher.....man. What a sordid history old Demi has.

[Mogadishu Jones]

I'd beat.

[Blackhound]

How are you today Enizzle ? Good ?

[Enizzle]

I'm well. Yourself?

[Blackhound]

I'm well. Yourself?

Karen Gillan is no longer in Doctor Who, this upsets me greatly, could you kidnapp her for me ?

[Enizzle]

I don't watch Dr. Who, actually. So I have absolutely no idea to whom you're referring

[Yannaria]

Bong Wang MTG is a real user.

[Yannaria]

Bang up Job, Bong Wang MTG! Someone should give him a Trophy!

[( G_R )]

I don't think that's really a gimmick. His translator friend might be messing with him.

[Yannaria]

Someone should send him an invite here. It really looks like he's a valuable resource to critiquing staff!

[Checkbox]

If only we had a user somewhere who was casually racist enough to be staff sponsored, but still good at recruiting those who would oppose and critique us...

[Checkbox]

Someone who could separate the men from the boys...

[Yannaria]

Someone with very clean knees...

[Pendulum]

Shit, should have put the edit on in a new post. #gogo109

[Kaitscralt]

Quoting here sucks

[Pendulum]

Quoting here sucks

Yes it does.

[Second Harkius]

zindamad!

[Second Harkius]

i took one bite of this tofu turkey salad and threw it out

why do I try new things? it always turns out badly

[Pendulum]

I like tofu!

[Checkbox]

Quoting here sucks

I've literally never had a problem... Idk how everyone else has so many issues.

[Second Harkius]

I have figuratively had a problem with it

[Pendulum]

Quoting here sucks

I've literally never had a problem... Idk how everyone else has so many issues.

I figure most of them stem from how my dad never loved me.

[Pendulum]

BTW Enizzle, one of the things you should be aware of is that a lot of us spend our time figuring out these gimmick accounts (so does iridium, although we're a little bit more open about how boring our lives are here); so like when you read Bong Wang up there with a little more experience you can make some abductive conclusions about who wrote it. Normally, you'd figure it's Azrael's handiwork, he went through this whole god-complex thing and got smacked down hard for it and it'd only be natural to assume that he'd want to hide behind a stereotype, but to a trained eye you know that words like "kafkian" aren't Az's style. It's pretty clear that whoever wrote that came from inside the mod lounge, which I'm only pointing out because it's lulzy as fuck.

[imopen2]

[Yannaria]

Sherlock Homers

[Kaitscralt]

It was baguy in the observatory with the lead pipe

[iamabadman]

It was baguy in the observatory with the lead pipe

no i was to busy with your fat girlfriend

[Kaitscralt]

It was baguy in the bedroom with the skin pipe

[imopen2]

It was checkbox in the bedroom with the hairbrush

[Kaitscralt]

It was Yanni in the bathroom with the Nair

[Second Harkius]

It was anus in the anus in the anus

[Second Harkius]

we should all make one of those Harlem Shake videos

[iamabadman]

we should all make one of those Harlem Shake videos

no

[Second Harkius]

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, during his weekly radio show, defended his proposal to prohibit plastic-foam coffee cups and food packaging in the city. His comment came in response to a caller who accused him of “being on track to ban everything.”

“Come on,” Bloomberg responded, per Politicker’s Colin Campbell. “We’re not banning everything.” Bloomberg reportedly has been tapped to moderate the family friendly card game website, MTGSalvation.

[Kaitscralt]

Ria = Bloomberg ?

Was JJ trying to tell us something? Is that why he was silenced?

[Pendulum]

Plastic cups are going to kill the planet, though. Won't somebody think of the children?