NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Tom Servo]

Raid rage is no laughing matter.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Jesus I only caught the joke now.

[Tom Servo]

At least we didn't kidnap and torture them, right?

[iamabadman]

So Talore will also 2pill his entire family?

why didnt they tap out!

[Thrillho]

its true that is our current standard mo

[Kaitscralt]

postmeditated

uncoordinated

these are words used to describe your average baguy post

[Tom Servo]

So Talore will also 2pill his entire family?

why didnt they tap out!

Someone banned the referee in the face with a chair.

[Tom Servo]

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Onar made me do it

[Tom Servo]

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Hey Rai, how are things?

[Tom Servo]

I sure hope that you're not wasting your time with procedural nonsense about something only the decency squad cares about

[Col. Khaddafi]

Allright guys, so this month raid was a total success, we even got them to temporarily disable registration of new members.

Now we should start planning our upcoming raid. anyideas? Keep in mind this is hush hush super secret stuff, so don't be leaking stuff outside this thread, we wouldn't want this info to fall in the wrong ears right?

[Col. Khaddafi]

BTW, so that everyone knows, this site's hard drives are a DOUBLE RAID ONE setup, each one with a spare RAID, so the bottomline is that this site can spare a lot of RAID's

[Tom Servo]

I think that in next months raid, we should go through with the omega initiative. Maybe a few less acts of terror than originally planned, I want a comfy cell.

[Tom Servo]

And Thrillo's new "connections" might come in handy as well

[Kaitscralt]

Next month we should use Fast Kill/Low Irritant, it comes in the blue bottle

[Col. Khaddafi]

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guests, that goes for you guys too: keep these plans to yourselves. Loose lips sink sites!

[Tom Servo]

I still have my people working on a way to actually kill someone with words. No results yet, but I remain hopeful. In the meantime, I've reallocated a few of them to our cyber crime/haxxor division.

[Tom Servo]

loose tweets sink fleets

[Kaitscralt]

Next month I'm gonna cut them, then I'm gonna fuck them

[Bhikku]

loose tweets sink fleets

i like that

[Kaitscralt]

furry blood on my cyber dick

[Kaitscralt]

The moment when you realize you've said something that can never be unsaid

[Tom Servo]

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost ... ostcount=2

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

[Kaitscralt]

Why fix shit when the ads are doing their job, no matter that the staff isn't

[Kaitscralt]

Curse was like the invading aliens in any movie. Get in, set up shop, get out.

[Thrillho]

it is true my new contacts in the illuminati should help since we have an entire wing dedicated to hacking mainframes.

[Thrillho]

i hope for their sakes their site passwords aren't the same as any of the bank info.

[Thrillho]

haha i said that when no guests are on the all seeing eye truly is watching over me.

[Kaitscralt]

I have it on good authority that the server password to mtgs is efilerasmurof

[Thrillho]

one of the admin's passwords is actually password1234 lmfao what a dope.

[Blackhound]

Hey, some follow-up on my great fortune.

I decided to put that money into use and dig a big hole on the ground. People have been so happy at my digging skillz that they decided to give me another million € for my troubles , which means that I'm looking forward to a lot more digging!

All this digging comes unfortunately at a cost which will be my activity in MTGS. All this shoveling I am looking forward to is realistically going to preclude me from properly assuming my responsibilities, which is why I am going to have to handle my keys back to the administration and leave a better water cooler than I found (which is mostly due to the fantastic team I've had the honor to be part of, and that will be holding the fort onwards. Nai and Viricide in particular, the rest of the staff at large: it's been an honor).

I'm not going anywhere though, and you can look forward to more fun posting like this one and the post
immediately above (seriously, it really cracked me up, I had already forgotten how this thread has been so funny), so it's merely a see you around, and not a farewell, because I certainly will be resuming my gangster activities around here!

Anyway, feel free to fire me up for a friendly chat around here guys!

( N_S )

[Blackhound]

Did you seriously write that one year ago.

[Blackhound]

Were the fuck did it all go to shit.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Sergey Korolev was going to post a follow-up to this, but he notified me by long distance radio call that his mission had failed. He told me he was trying to get ahold of some other comrades for carrying on the mantle.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Were the fuck did it all go to shit.

Hey wasn't my fault. The lab is actually being built alright, maybe a bit behind schedule, its still missing the blast panels.

[( G_R )]

Pew pew pew!

[Col. Khaddafi]

I'm not going anywhere though, and you can look forward to more fun posting

Come to think of it, this statement is both true and false at the same time

[iamabadman]

i know how to DDOS mtgs, that will happen next month for maximum lulz

[Kaitscralt]

In NY

[Col. Khaddafi]

everything takes place in NY