NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Pendulum]

I do love me some Pearls Before Swine.

[Yannaria]

PBS is the shit

[Tom Servo]

So when's the next raid?

[Tom Servo]

I forgot to synchronize my decoder swatch

[Yannaria]

4:20 EST

[Tom Servo]

Shit!

[Tom Servo]

New York has been compromised, I repeat, New York has been compromised. If you are found out, DTR will disavow any association it may or may not have with you.

[iamabadman]

i still have the yakazu

[Pendulum]

Oh, I get it! They made you change your name as some sort of yakuza ritual?

[iamabadman]

no, that was for my role

[Pendulum]

Dammit Baguy why you gotta be so literal all the time?

[iamabadman]

i am the costume

[Second Harkius]

Good sig, Pendy. One of your better recent ones.

[Second Harkius]

(Had to say that before he changed it)

[Pendulum]

Lol, thanks. A friend of mine was telling me about this dream he'd had; I was planning on throwing this huge Halloween party, and I was going apeshit on the planning. I put up posters, sent out RSVP invitations, rented party supplies, spared no expense and hyped it up for weeks. I even rented a giant projection TV so I could play outdoor scary movies and stuff, but then on the big day, right as it got dark, apparently in the dream I decided "Fuck the party, we've got this huge TV so let's watch DKR over and over again." So he tries to talk me out of it but I just set it up and start watching, and party people show up but I just dismiss them so I can watch the movie, and don't even let anyone watch it with me.
So I been on a DKR kick lately.

[Tom Servo]

Sounds like my kind of party

[Kaitscralt]

Shouldn't the left quote be higher than the right quote?

[Pendulum]

I dunno I kind of liked it this way. Makes the stockbroker look more submit-y.

[Kaitscralt]

Just doesn't seem intuitive with how the English language is read but if you're happy then I am happy

[Second Harkius]

you're never happy

[Second Harkius]

except for that brief moment you hear DING! and the Platinum trophy pops up

[Thrillho]

He's only happy with the mask on.

[Pendulum]

I always imagine Scralty as more of a Penguin-esque figure than a Bane. Rapier wit, an endless supply of tricks, and then there's that whole fish fetish thing.

[Manders]

K8's always happy. He just doesn't flaunt it like the rest of you.

[Second Harkius]

I always imagine Scralty as more of a Penguin-esque figure than a Bane. Rapier wit, an endless supply of tricks, and then there's that whole fish fetish thing.

do a comic villain profile for each of us

[Kaitscralt]

Penguin is so fat though

[Kaitscralt]

I've never been happy

[( G_R )]

er

[Pendulum]

I always imagine Scralty as more of a Penguin-esque figure than a Bane. Rapier wit, an endless supply of tricks, and then there's that whole fish fetish thing.

do a comic villain profile for each of us

I mean some of them are easier than others.

Scumbag is obviously Lex Luthor, he founded the League of Evil and is pure maleficence.
Manders is Poison Ivy, seductive and compassionate.
Scralty, as previously stated, has the Penguin's wit if not his waistline.
Tom
Servo's the master of masks and near as I can tell was born to the darkness, so he's Bane.
You I actually see more as a Riddler or a Loki, seeing a bit too much of the world to adhere to its rules.
Redthirst has Magneto's charisma and willingness to find the strengths of others even if his giant cock would look ridiculous in spandex.
Zemanjanski I don't know very well but it's pretty obvious he's got the brains of a Doctor Doom.
Hamfactorial has Doc Ock's focus and it really wouldn't surprise me if he invented metal octopus arms (at least for bedroom usage).
Blackhound has always, to me, given off a very Deadpool vibe even before he was linking to Mahvel Baybee in his sig. He's so Pringles.
Me, I've almost gotta be Two-Face.
Harkius is almost definitely Ozymandius from Watchmen, though that's probably cheating 'cuz it's a graphic novel.
Thrillho takes honors as The Joker, laughing in the face of chaos.
Mogadishu Jones reminds me somewhat of the Scarecrow but more for his interest in
the human psyche than for any powers he might be wont to use.
G_R I'd put in the Mr. Freeze category. Calculating, willing to do what it takes without remorse, and would rather freeze the world than lose it.
Masterraid is goddamn Carnage. Duh.

Who am I missing?

[Pendulum]

Oh, Azrael's Kingpin.

[Manders]

I'm so cool with being Poison Ivy.

[Kaitscralt]

Seductive

[Kaitscralt]

I must say Pendulum your list is shit and you should feel shit

[Col. Khaddafi]

Tom should be the joker

[Second Harkius]

I don't agree with most of it (G_R is too fun loving and easy going to be Freeze, etc) but dammit if Pendulum didn't spend a lot of time coming up with it.

[Col. Khaddafi]

also noone call badman masterraids since I'm about one click of reverting his username to his rightful place and giving him back his shantae avvy.

Also Kait is hereby forbidden to change his avvy too, except when he emails WOtC during rumor season.

[Pendulum]

Oh, pish, everyone's pissed because they didn't get to be Joker.

[Col. Khaddafi]

and yeah G_R lives in the tropics for Christ sake

[Pendulum]

Oh fucking hell, fine he's Dark Phoenix 'cuz I want to see his boobs then.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Tom Servo is the joker, for repeatedly tricking MTGS mods and leading some of them to utter despair and institutionalization in Arkham asylm. who remembers Dangerzone? Solid stuff!