NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Pendulum]

If you don't want to train a bunch of mods to the beta that they won't like anyhow, let them step down!

[Pendulum]

If you don't want to do your job, stand down!

[Pendulum]

NOT. HARD.

[Tom Servo]

tits

[Pendulum]

I was having such a good night, too. Abso-fuckin-lutely nailed Stairway to Heaven at karaoke.

[Pendulum]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alone there.

[Tom Servo]

Hedgehog

[Tom Servo]

They should have wrote it "hedgehog"

[Pendulum]

I do believe hedgerows are where hedgehogs get their name, Tom.

[Tom Servo]

Lies! Burn the witch!

Brb google

[Tom Servo]

The infallible scholars of wikipedia have confirmed this hedgehog story of yours, but I'm watching you... Witch

[Iso]

cobra banana

because snakes peel hohoho

[Second Harkius]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alone there.

I always thought it was 'don't be alarmed now'

[Second Harkius]

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[Second Harkius]

— A Los Angeles teenager announced on Thursday that she was suing United Airlines, claiming she was subjected to a male passenger touching himself on a recent flight.

Monica Amestoy, 18, said it happened last October on her flight back to Los Angeles after participating in a high school debate tournament in New York.

“After we took off, the guy on the aisle seat across from me started masturbating and exposing himself while staring at me,” Amestoy said.

Amestoy, who was 17 at the time, said she was terrified and disgusted, and immediately told a flight attendant.

“I thought he would tell the man to stop or move. He did neither. The flight attendant told me that he couldn’t move me because there were no seats available in my class,” Amestoy said.

She said that, despite her repeated complaints to the flight crew, she was subjected to the man’s sexual behavior for the entire 6-hour flight.

Amestoy said the man
concealed his behavior from other passengers with a blanket, and the only time he would stop was when a flight attendant was near.

After the flight landed at LAX, Amestoy was picked up by her father, who called authorities when they arrived at home.

[Second Harkius]

That guy was a real jerk.

[Second Harkius]

I hope something comes of this story.

[Second Harkius]

Masturbation doesn't get you into the mile high club.

[Second Harkius]

Sounds like that girl had a real hard time.

[Second Harkius]

It's a touching story.

[Second Harkius]

She couldn't use her debate skills to reason with him?

[Second Harkius]

I'm glad to see airlines still offer in-flight entertainment

[Second Harkius]

Hopefully the truth will be exposed.

[Second Harkius]

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[Yannaria]

baguy is doing some high quality work in that beta thread

[Kaitscralt]

I don't get why that girl didn't start finger blasting herself instead of getting all pissy

[Col. Khaddafi]

MTGS will eventually be fully moved over to something like that (with improvements since this is just a test), officially in the Curse network and officially blocked by my work filter.

Can I hang with you guys after I'm effectively banned?

You know that all banned members end up here eventually...

this site is the Valhalla of forum warriors

[Col. Khaddafi]

Talore too

Yeah we need to fix that rift quick so we can get more of the goodstuff

[iamabadman]

mikeyg is two faced

[Kaitscralt]

One cop
Two cop
Good cop
Blue cop

[iamabadman]

they're all bad cops

[Pendulum]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alone there.

I always thought it was 'don't be alarmed now'

There is more than one version. I had this conversation after the song with the DJ, actually, since I always thought it was your version as well, but I guess the more popular karaoke version in the US is 'don't be alone there.'

[iamabadman]

its alarmed now. so has spoken the hedgehog

[Pendulum]

Neo Metal Sonic?

[Pendulum]

ohmygodohmygodohmygod it all makes sense now! She was you this whole time!

[Pendulum]

Not like it matters, though, the album version everyone knows is so garbled at that part nobody knows what Plant was trying to say anyway. It could be 'if your dog poops on the sidewalk clean it up' for all we know.

[Iso]

bored cop

[Pendulum]

Practice karaoke-ing. It's awesome.

[Second Harkius]

Not like it matters, though, the album version everyone knows is so garbled at that part nobody knows what Plant was trying to say anyway. It could be 'if your dog poops on the sidewalk clean it up' for all we know.

you need to play the song backwards to hear the true message