NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Second Harkius]

Here’s some solid, universally-applicable advice: Never have sex with dogs and never, ever photograph any sexuality activity between you and a dog.

With this helpful counsel firmly in mind, meet Stephanie Mikles, a behavioral specialist with the Harford County (Maryland) Schools who works mainly with special needs children.

A grand jury has indicted Mikles for “unnatural or perverted sexual practice,” reports WMAR-TV, the ABC affiliate in Baltimore. The indictment is short on details but it does allege that she had “sexual intercourse with a dog.”

The shocking evidence against Mikles, 45, also includes still photos.

The canine still lives with the teacher’s family in her home in bucolic Harford County.

The twisted acts allegedly occurred in August 2008. Throughout the entire month, says the New York Daily News, the teacher allegedly got busy in a variety of twisted ways with the family pet.

Sensibly enough,
there is no statute of limitations in Maryland for bestiality, a misdemeanor punishable by up to 10 years in prison and fine of $1000.

Since the indictment, the Harford County Schools System has placed Mikles on administrative leave without pay. She has been an employee since 2009.

Investigators told WMAR they were looking for something else when they discovered incriminating evidence. However, it’s not clear what the initial search involved.

An attorney for Mikles told the station that she is innocent and is seeking to dismiss the charges.

At this time, she is out of jail on $5000 bond.

[Second Harkius]

The press are really hounding her.

[Second Harkius]

I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks.

[Second Harkius]

This special needs teacher had special needs of her own.

[Second Harkius]

She's in the doghouse for sure.

[Second Harkius]

I guess the dog wanted to give the bone for once.

[Second Harkius]

Her family must be fur-ious.

[Kaitscralt]

she screwed the pooch with that one

[Second Harkius]

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[Yannaria]

Do you think she's facing k9 years?

[Second Harkius]

Do you think she's facing k9 years?

They might sentence her in dog years.

[Yannaria]

She taught it the important things. Sit, stay, and fuck.

[Pendulum]

Takes a special breed to think of some of these jokes.

[Second Harkius]

It's "man's best friend", not "man's bed friend"

[Second Harkius]

Will the police whisker away?

[Pendulum]

Takes a special breed to think of some of these jokes.

A boxer, perhaps?

[Second Harkius]

There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.

[Pendulum]

There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.

I expect she'll get away with it by citing some obscure claws.

[Yannaria]

I hope the family isn't too yiffed off.

[Second Harkius]

There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.

I expect she'll get away with it by citing some obscure claws.

It will give the lawyers something to chew on.

[Yannaria]

There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.

I expect she'll get away with it by citing some obscure claws.

it didn't happen in Furmont.

[Pendulum]

Takes a special breed to think of some of these jokes.

A boxer, perhaps?

A mastiff?

[Second Harkius]

but seriously. a middle aged woman fucked a dog.

[iamabadman]

You people are terrible! Why can't she love who she pleases? She was born this way! Just because she doesn't follow traditional social norms she's somehow disgusting? How dare you tell other people how to live their lives! She's a human being!

go back to mtgs you dog fucker. they allow that shit there

[Yannaria]

your post is forever tainted with a thank from me.

[Tom Servo]

face the taint!

[Yannaria]

face the taint!

I may have only skimmed the article, but I think it was dog penis to taint.

[Iso]

Women don't have taints, Yanni.

[Manders]

Of course we do! It's just between our vag and our anus instead of our balls and our anus.

[Bhikku]

Its true I seent it

[Kaitscralt]

Gasp, Manders has a good avatar

[Manders]

Yes, yes I do.

Why is my matching sigpic not showing?

[Yannaria]

Women don't have taints, Yanni.

"It's quite big on the boys, and just small on the ladies" - Tim Minchin, Perineum Millenium

[Neo Metal Sonic]

[Kaitscralt]

When TES online comes out, I will be a ghost

[iamabadman]

i never played an elder scrolls game

[Manders]

You are so deprived, baguy.

[Manders]

I still want to figure out why my sig pic isn't showing!

[Tom Servo]

i never played an elder scrolls game

Same here

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Play Oblivion