NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Kaitscralt]

I made my math teacher cry in 8th grade

[Kaitscralt]

This has been your daily segment of To Make a Kait

[DroppinSuga]

I made my math teacher cry in 8th grade

Did we go to the same school?

[Pendulum]

I made my math teacher cry in 8th grade

Temptation to snark rising....

[DroppinSuga]

Temptation to fart rising....

[Kaitscralt]

Snark on

[Kaitscralt]

I will show you no mercy

[Pendulum]

I will show you no mercy

It's not mercy I'm afraid you'll show me.

[iamabadman]

Temptation to fart rising....

stop trying so hard.

[Blackhound]

Define "flare" example ?

[DroppinSuga]

Temptation to fart rising....

stop trying so hard.

Make me.

[Checkbox]

Temptation to fart rising....

stop trying so hard.

yeah, there's only room for one tryhard in these parts

[Checkbox]

Temptation to fart rising....

stop trying so hard.

Make me.

oh god, just stop

[Kaitscralt]

I will show you no mercy

It's not mercy I'm afraid you'll show me.

Mercy is the name of my avatar

[DroppinSuga]

*lowers head in shame*

[Iso]

hey.

[Pendulum]

Define "flare" example ?

Actual flare, like stuff that would show off the curves she does have by sticking out a little: a pleated miniskirt to show off those long (and exceptionally creamy) thighs, a waist-length jacket maybe to accentuate the curve of her lower back, even like a belt to give the eye a resting point.

[Pendulum]

I will show you no mercy

It's not mercy I'm afraid you'll show me.

Mercy is the name of my avatar

I thought it was Olga.

[Blackhound]

Define "flare" example ?

Actual flare, like stuff that would show off the curves she does have by sticking out a little: a pleated miniskirt to show off those long (and exceptionally creamy) thighs, a waist-length jacket maybe to accentuate the curve of her lower back, even like a belt to give the eye a resting point.

I see.

Who cares I still want inside.

[Kaitscralt]

Olga would never be her name

[Kaitscralt]

Never!

[Pendulum]

Define "flare" example ?

Actual flare, like stuff that would show off the curves she does have by sticking out a little: a pleated miniskirt to show off those long (and exceptionally creamy) thighs, a waist-length jacket maybe to accentuate the curve of her lower back, even like a belt to give the eye a resting point.

I see.

Who cares I still want inside.

Remember, unlike the Tardis, the
available space inside of Karen Gillan is smaller than the exterior space.

[Pendulum]

*that moment when you realize Daleks are ribbed for her pleasure

[Kaitscralt]

Never!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Z8SJ1YpPI

[Blackhound]

Prey tell how you would stick a dalek in her ?

[Pendulum]

---

A man is late for work, and is speeding early in the morning. Too late, he sees the police cruiser up on the overpass, radar gun in hand, and groans as he gets pulled over. As the woman cop walks up, the man starts right in, telling the officer how he was only speeding because he was late for work.
"Alright, I'll bite," says the cop. "What do you do for work?"
"Well, I'm a cunt stretcher," the man replies.
"Huh? I don't get it," responds the cop quizzically.
"Oh, it's real simple," the man says. "You start out with one finger, then after a while you can get a second one in there, until finally you can work both hands in there and you just tease it farther and farther apart until you end up with a six-foot cunt."
Aghast, the cop says "Well what in the holy hell do you do with a six-foot tall cunt?"
Without
missing a beat the man replies "Well we put her up on the overpass with a radar gun."

[Pendulum]

I mean really though is it my job to tell you how to get a dalek inside of her? I'm not the one who's fixated.

[DroppinSuga]

So am I allowed to post or is this trying too hard?

[Pendulum]

Wow, you guys cowed DroppinSuga quick.

[DroppinSuga]

*sadface*

Story of my life, man.

[Pendulum]

Post whatever you want, DS. It'd be nice if it had some substance, but it's not a requirement.

[Pendulum]

Tell us a bit about yourself, maybe.

[DroppinSuga]

I'm married with a child.
I'm trying to build a BWR Control deck, but I'm failing.
I mostly play RW aggro.
I like Shepards pie.

[Checkbox]

You are married with a child and have that fucking avatar?

[Checkbox]

On a scale from Madding to Kpaca, how black are you?

[Bhikku]

lol

[Kaitscralt]

So am I allowed to post or is this trying too hard?

Never go full Checkbox

[Kaitscralt]

Wow, you guys cowed DroppinSuga quick.

All it took was one Baguy post

[Kaitscralt]

DroppinSuga has already ascended Checkbox in DTR hierarchy

[Second Harkius]

DroppinSuga has already ascended Checkbox in DTR hierarchy

yea, but checkbox did make a valiant (albeit losing) effort to try and assert dominance over him