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Postby Tom Servo » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:27 pm

Guys, youtube and google are celebrating LGBTRSKX (however many letters are attached now) pride.

Why aren't we?

We could all make those heartfelt videos where we hold up flashcards one by one that convey the words we cannot speak.
Or a Harlem Shake
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant
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Postby Checkbox » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:28 pm

i know who I am

a fat kid who sits on hairbrushes every so often
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Postby Tom Servo » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:30 pm

i know who I am

a fat kid who sits on hairbrushes every so often
:no:
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:30 pm

and now the times are changing
look at everything that's come and gone
sometimes when I troll that old furry
think about them, wonder what went wrong

standing on the gutters porch
the summit that would last forever
oh but when they banned Kijin
i knew that it was now or never

those were the best days of my life
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Postby Thrillho » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:32 pm

Guys, youtube and google are celebrating LGBTRSKX (however many letters are attached now) pride.

Why aren't we?

We could all make those heartfelt videos where we hold up flashcards one by one that convey the words we cannot speak.
Or a Harlem Shake
con las terroristas.
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Postby Tom Servo » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:32 pm

Guys, youtube and google are celebrating LGBTRSKX (however many letters are attached now) pride.

Why aren't we?

We could all make those heartfelt videos where we hold up flashcards one by one that convey the words we cannot speak.
Or a Harlem Shake
con las terroristas.
:dance:
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:34 pm

i know who I am

a fat kid who sits on hairbrushes every so often
Another try hard.

Another fail.
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:35 pm

The summer of ooooo nine!
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:35 pm

post free try hard
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:36 pm

i know who I am

a fat kid who sits on hairbrushes every so often
Another try hard.

Another fail.
Whenever you want to post, type it out, then delete it and post the exact opposite.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:37 pm

that might actually work
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:39 pm

imagine a harlem shake vid whose drop was a cut to cole lecturing the viewer about the harlem shake for 25 minutes
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:41 pm

but he has on his horsehead mask
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:41 pm

imagine a harlem shake whose drop was a cut to cole lecturing the viewer about the harlem shake for 25 minutes
Con los.......DID YOU KNOW THIS OFFENDS INNER CITY FOLK WHO IVE NEVER SPOKE TO
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:41 pm

but he has on his horsehead mask
/dead
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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:44 pm

lol I made a post and couldn't even ninja-edit because the thread was super-ninja-closed. ^_^
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:03 pm

Cole watched The Wire and felt overwhelming liberal guilt over the state of inner city affairs.

Give him a break. The Wire does that to people.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:03 pm

lol I made a post and couldn't even ninja-edit because the thread was super-ninja-closed. ^_^
I tried to post 'Shatters' as the last post but couldn't. 8-)
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Postby Checkbox » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:06 pm

Cole watched The Wire and felt overwhelming liberal guilt over the state of inner city affairs.

Give him a break. The Wire does that to people.
I'm like 3 episodes into that show

no white guilt as of yet
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:07 pm

Another swing, another miss.

Great post checkbox!
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:08 pm

Another swing, another miss.

Great post checkbox!
wait....

think about it....

he probably wanted to post "I agree, I feel white guilt" but took your advice and posted the opposite.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:09 pm

thats impossible, fat kids in black t shirts don't feel guilty
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:10 pm

thats impossible, fat kids in black t shirts don't feel guilty
But he was barning the post, lapdog style, to get points.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:10 pm

At least checkbox doesn't make 2000 word posts that say nothing at all.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:11 pm

He makes 2000 one line posts that say nothing at all.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:11 pm

He makes 2000 one line posts that say nothing at all.
kpaca: Just like you, dawg!


me: XD
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:12 pm

Another swing, another miss.

Great post checkbox!
wait....

think about it....

he probably wanted to post "I agree, I feel white guilt" but took your advice and posted the opposite.
The correct response from him would have been: I've never seen the wire, and still feel white guilt.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:12 pm

(I like predicting the insult before it happens)

(dunno why I added the 'dawg' part)


(guess I need to rewatch The Wire)
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:15 pm

He makes 2000 one line posts that say nothing at all.
kpaca: Just like you, dawg!


me: XD
I don't say dawg.

Why are you so lame lately? Being im academia really does suck the social consciousness out of people doesnt it?
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:16 pm

I had to make up that insult because you had already posted the one I had loaded.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:17 pm

Yea that was a weak insult. I used all my good ammo the other day in our GRRRR battle.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:17 pm

It was halfhearted. An opponent like you deserves better.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:18 pm

I'll be ready next month when you appear out of nowhere and fire a shit salvo in my direction.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:19 pm

sal·vo
/ˈsalˌvō/
Noun

A simultaneous discharge of artillery or other guns in a battle.
A number of weapons released from one or more aircraft in quick succession.
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:21 pm

I'll be prepping and buying illegal verbal uranium.
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:21 pm

Ad i know what a salvo is. i used to play mtg
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:22 pm

Ad i know what a salvo is. i used to play mtg
Blazing Salvo. I would draft that as a kid because I never knew it was terrible.
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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:23 pm

Ad i know what a salvo is. i used to play mtg
Blazing Salvo. I would draft that as a kid because I never knew it was terrible.
I had not yet heard the maxim of "never give your opponent choices like that"
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:23 pm

I'll be prepping and buying illegal verbal uranium.
try iridium it is his weakness
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:01 pm

So, throw a compass at him.
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