Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:18 pm

Time to use the gimmick then.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:20 pm

Well either that or saying "Sorry, sorry, you're right that wasn't the best way to do it. What would you suggest" but either way seems good.

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:23 pm

They have locked the appeal thread.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:24 pm

Gimmick up

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:24 pm

....where's that giant peasant-crushing rofl smiley when you need it?

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:23 pm

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:43 pm

Lol, I just missed turning a ping into a Shock because I forgot to activate Mutavault before casting Scourge of Valkas

You crazy for this one M14

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:45 pm

And I am going to lose because of it

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 11:06 pm

but the match

the match is mine

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:14 am

I just had someone Wild Richochet my Rise of the Dark Realms

still won

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:34 am

Online Limited rating 1822

too stronk

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:36 am

I was driving down a highway near my house and I noticed it... the annual ren fair is going on all this month.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:00 am

god damn tom creepo looking for more busty teen milk maids at the ren fair

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:01 am

One of my co-workers frequents the ren fair.

It's a good day when she dresses up in her costume before leaving work. Ohai corsets.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:02 am

If I've told him once I told him a thousand times

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:05 am

One of my co-workers frequents the ren fair.

It's a good day when she dresses up in her costume before leaving work. Ohai corsets.

motorboat that shit

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:08 am

I'd get lost.

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:09 am

then it be more fun

TubeHunter · Postby **TubeHunter** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:37 am

is that your final answer?

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 3:56 am

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:41 pm

I once tried to design a card game based on working at a Ren Fair. The idea was that you had a "Reality" rating that if it got too high you quit your job, and the more customers you dealt with the faster that rating increased, but you could reduce your rating by purchasing goods and services from the fair. It got as far as the playtest stage, and I did receive some positive feedback from people who actually work at one (well, several), but I never really thought of producing it en masse 'cuz the demographic was pretty small. A few cards that I can remember off the top of my head:

Leatherworking
Job
+$200/day
+3 Reality/day
"What does he want it for? I don't know, and I don't want to know."

Sexy Boots
$600
Costume - Footwear

Lose 2 Reality at the beginning of each of your turns.
"Why do people keep asking me to bend over and pick stuff up for them today?"

Colorado Blue
Item
n$400

Discard Colorado Blue: lose all Reality.
"Dude whoa dude. Dude whoa. Whoa dude whoa. Whoa. Dude. Dude. Whoa."

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:46 pm

Then again receiving positive feedback from people who work at a Ren Fair is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:46 pm

As long as it's free.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:49 pm

plus they have all the medieval stds

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:52 pm

ye ole hiv

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 3:00 pm

Nothing a little leeching wouldn't take care of.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:13 pm

THANKS MTGO FOR NOT UPDATING THE TOURNAMENT AND MAKING ME THINK I WAS WAITING ON ONE LAST MATCH WHEN THE SECOND ROUND HAD ALREADY STARTED AND TIMED ME OUT

THANKS FOR MAKING MY AWESOME KALONIAN HYDRA COLOSSAL WHALE POOL ALL FOR NAUGHT

THANKS FOR MAKING ME FILE FOR REIMBURSEMENT YET AGAIN

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:17 pm

THANKS MTGO FOR NOT UPDATING THE TOURNAMENT AND MAKING ME THINK I WAS WAITING ON ONE LAST MATCH WHEN THE SECOND ROUND HAD ALREADY STARTED AND TIMED ME OUT

THANKS FOR MAKING MY AWESOME KALONIAN HYDRA COLOSSAL WHALE POOL ALL FOR NAUGHT

THANKS FOR MAKING ME FILE FOR REIMBURSEMENT YET AGAIN

that's fucking disgusting

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:41 pm

MODO MODO MODO... Tsk tsk tsk

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:24 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5joYY3VrBtM

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:07 pm

Comcast is such a pile of shit that I haven't been able to play modo in a week since my internet is too slow to update my client

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:07 pm

I pay $50/month for 25 megs and I am getting less than 1

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:25 pm

I pay $50/month for 25 megs and I am getting less than 1

I'm pretty sure the fine print will tell you that you're never guaranteed anything when it comes to that.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:26 pm

Basically, they all just suck.

You cannot make another post so soon after your last.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:32 pm

simon and marcy is the saddest adventure time episode

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:34 pm

I have just thanked for all the posts.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:14 am

that took commitment. Slow day?

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:26 am

Yup. I actually did it while deciding what i wanted to do for lunch/dinner. I decided to go to the bar. Blue moon, chicken fingers and video poker for lunch.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:30 am

I thanked all of Zach's posts on MTG, I loved that guy

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:30 am

New episodes of Breaking Bad on Netflix, yee haw

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