Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Tom Servo]

If you ever want to creep out a girl tell her you want to pull her hair. Then lean in close and whisper "no, not that hair"

[Kaitscralt]

I like a bush stained all yellow because the girls been smoking so long

[Tom Servo]

smoking cock

[Kaitscralt]

This black girl I knew wore pube extensions

[Thrillho]

tom what happened to you you've become so vulgar since you got back has prison made you "hard"?

[Thrillho]

This black girl I knew wore pube extensions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDg

[Thrillho]

that's my default response every time i want to say something is racist.

[Tom Servo]

It turns out that as a consequence of my legal troubles, I am no longer welcome in tat least one county of Arizona. It could be bullshit, but I just paid a pretty hefty fine in $3 money orders (the lowest amount I could write them for, apparently) so I know they are pretty mad.

[Tom Servo]

tom what happened to you you've become so vulgar since you got back has prison made you "hard"?

So hard. Maybe, I haven't noticed. I can tell I'm definitely feeling more rage than I usually do lol. But it should pass if it's actually something

[Kaitscralt]

3G is such shit in combination with being downtown that it took me 5 minutes to watch that 30 second Sene harlem shake and I am so stubborn that I sat through all the buffering and freezing for a clip I've already seen 600 times

[Kaitscralt]

You've changed Tom Servo

[Tom Servo]

tom what happened to you you've become so vulgar since you got back has prison made you "hard"?

[Thrillho]

It turns out that as a consequence of my legal troubles, I am no longer welcome in tat least one county of Arizona. It could be bullshit, but I just paid a pretty hefty fine in $3 money orders (the lowest amount I could write them for, apparently) so I know they are pretty mad.

so you paid 150% of your fine with an extra 50% going to the government anyway because of spite that seems less than optimal if frustrating them was your goal

[Thrillho]

MOs cost as low as $1.20 to make so $4.20 per fraction of your total fine amount/$3 does not seem like a successful duel

[Thrillho]

what the fuck did you do in arizona to warrant that. there's nothing in arizona how could you get in trouble.

[Thrillho]

i've been there it's just desert plains and rocky mountains and sun and giant pigeons and strung out meth heads.

[Pendulum]

I've got a small bunker out in Nevada that's where I plan to head in case of zombie apocalypse, Tom; if you need to lie low for a while you should go there.

[Thrillho]

WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY

[Pendulum]

MOs cost as low as $1.20 to make so $4.20 per fraction of your total fine amount/$3 does not seem like a successful duel

Not if you own the machine.

[Stardust]

i've been there it's just desert plains and rocky mountains and sun and giant pigeons and strung out meth heads.

[Thrillho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag-G0cuvOUY

[Pendulum]

i've been there it's just desert plains and rocky mountains and sun and giant pigeons and strung out meth heads.

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Because if you do you'll turn into that guy, or because if you do that guy will come to your house?

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

redheads will be the end of you.

If the pubes match the head, i'm fine with that

if the pubes are red you're already dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppbejSaGG9k

good song and band

[Pendulum]

Yeah, losing Peter Steele was a hard thing for me to deal with. Nothing beats Type O for those long days of bad beats.

[Kazekirimaru]

The blatherdome is lively today.

[Kazekirimaru]

It's always the days I have little time that you fucks actually post.

[iamabadman]

The blatherdome is lively today.

GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS

[Pendulum]

It's always the days I have little time that you fucks actually post.

#Iknowthatfeelbro
I dislike those times when we're running a good spam-chain and my job throws some random-ass crisis at me, like one of the campers spontaneously combusted or something.

[Slammu]

I wonder if people are catching on that Sally is a blonde. Like the most stereotypical blonde ever.

Blondes are cunts. Trust me.

Oh God yeah. Dating one is just asking to be woken up decockified one night.

It turns out that there is an epidemic of Thai women cutting off their husbands' penises for cheating. After the removal, to prevent reattachment, they feed said appendages to [i:
1db3vy4s]ducks[/i]. They feed dicks. To ducks.

Source: Boink, by Mary Roach

[Kazekirimaru]

I wanna work in a campground where campers spontaneously combust randomly.

That's actually really good mafia flavor...

[Kazekirimaru]

I wonder if people are catching on that Sally is a blonde. Like the most stereotypical blonde ever.

Blondes are cunts. Trust me.

Oh God yeah. Dating one is just asking to be woken up decockified one night.

It turns out that there
is an epidemic of Thai women cutting off their husbands' penises for cheating. After the removal, to prevent reattachment, they feed said appendages to ducks. They feed dicks. To ducks.

Source: Boink, by Mary Roach

Ah, the timeless ritual of Dick Ducking. A fine choice for a scorned female.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Yeah, losing Peter Steele was a hard thing for me to deal with. Nothing beats Type O for those long days of bad beats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW-JIFK8nOs

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

best song for some of the neckbeards here this week

[Kazekirimaru]

Every song is singing about me.

[Pendulum]

I wanna work in a campground where campers spontaneously combust randomly.

At this point it wouldn't make me bat an eye. We've had to develop a system of code words detailing the precise levels of shit these people get into, "carney," "donkey show," and "clusterfuck," in levels of ascension.

That's actually really good mafia flavor...

I read one once that was a group of telekineticists who mind-sploded the chosen victim.
Although I could easily write the flavor for a campground one.

[Neo Metal Sonic]

3G is such shit in combination with being downtown that it took me 5 minutes to watch that 30 second Sene harlem shake and I am so stubborn that I sat through all the buffering and freezing for a clip I've already seen 600 times

I know your pain, man.

Fuck 3G.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Every song is singing about me.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BASK IN ITS AWESOMENESS

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

The future wife just picked up 3 classic games for me while out and about... Badass. But must wait till my birthday...fuck

[Slammu]

Damn good cheese, though. Loved the bleuweisskasse.

They don't sell that cheese at the Wal-Mart...so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[Kazekirimaru]

I wanna work in a campground where campers spontaneously combust randomly.

At this point it wouldn't make me bat an eye. We've had to develop a system of code words detailing the precise levels of shit these people get into, "carney," "donkey show," and "clusterfuck," in levels of ascension.

That's actually really good mafia flavor...

I read one once that was a group of telekineticists who mind-sploded the chosen victim.
Although I could easily write the flavor for a campground one.

Your life is more
interesting than I gave you credit for.

Mkay, me and you, co-modding the next game. I feel this.