Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Pendulum]

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Oh thank goodness, Watchy is here to provide me drama. It is most welcome against the wall of my insomnia.

[Captain Murphy]

Also, I ate Thai food for three days and my butthole is paying the price

After eating indian for lunch and dinner 6 days a week I can confirm that stops after a while

[Pendulum]

Also, I ate Thai food for three days and my butthole is paying the price

After eating indian for lunch and dinner 6 days a week I can confirm that stops after a while

It gives up in defeat.

[Kazekirimaru]

Help guize I'm watching Duck Dynasty.

[Pendulum]

Help guize I'm watching Duck Dynasty.

Jesus Christ! Code Red, people!


Initiating The JIG now:
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So, fuck Ben, amirite? What a craphole.

[Kazekirimaru]

Fuckin' right? I hate that little fuckstick.

[Kazekirimaru]

What was I doing again...?

Oh well.

[Captain Murphy]

Also, I ate Thai food for three days and my butthole is paying the price

After eating indian for lunch and dinner 6 days a week I can confirm that stops after a while

It gives up in defeat.

lol

[Kazekirimaru]

Is it weird that I dislike falling asleep at odd-numbered times?

I'm exhausted and I won't let myself fall asleep because it's 3:xx AM and I dislike that.

[Pendulum]

Fuckin' right? I hate that little fuckstick.

I hate the way he struts around, thinking he's relevant to the site in any real way or the way he thinks his posts are the kind of "good" he wants the site to have... while at the same time infracting those types of posts. He has like the opposite of willpower.

[Pendulum]

Is it weird that I dislike falling asleep at odd-numbered times?

I'm exhausted and I won't let myself fall asleep because it's 3:xx AM and I dislike that.

There's a part of the brain that controls that, it's the same part that controls how likely we are to be superstitious. It's not 'weird' but it is a little 'different', if you catch my meaning. Me, I've got a thing where I can't sleep except at the start of one of the parts of the day: if it's not dawn, noon, evening, or the start of the night, I have a hard time sleeping... hence my current predicament.

[Kazekirimaru]

Fuckin' right? I hate that little fuckstick.

I hate the way he struts around, thinking he's relevant to the site in any real way or the way he thinks his posts are the kind of "good" he wants the site to have... while at the same time infracting those types of posts. He has like the opposite of willpower.

He has willweakness.

[Kazekirimaru]

Is it weird that I dislike falling asleep at odd-numbered times?

I'm exhausted and I won't let myself fall asleep because it's 3:xx AM and I dislike that.

There's a part of the brain that controls that, it's the same part that controls how likely we are to be superstitious. It's not 'weird' but it is a little 'different', if you catch my meaning. Me, I've got a thing where I can't sleep except at the start of one of the parts of the day: if it's not dawn, noon, evening, or the start of the night, I have a hard time sleeping... hence my current predicament.

nPart of my brain is stupid.

Well, most of it is, actually.

[Kazekirimaru]

I'm coming dangerously close to having Speak Your Mind be my most active forum.

I am a shame to my clan.

[Kazekirimaru]

Fuck. I just exacerbated the situation.

[Kazekirimaru]

Damn it! I did it again.

[Kazekirimaru]

I'm literally watching my posting stats as I do this.

[Kazekirimaru]

Every post here brings my activity percentage in Clans down by ~.1%

[Kazekirimaru]

I only have 1.26% left before the scale takes an untimely tip into the dark side.

[Pendulum]

I'm coming dangerously close to having Speak Your Mind be my most active forum.

I am a shame to my clan.

Think of yourself as a clanbassador. The bartender to our little speakeasy, if you will.

[Pendulum]

Hmm.... start a petition to have the forum changed to Speakeasy your Mind or not... Hmmm.

[Kazekirimaru]

A man who walks two worlds can call neither his home.

[Pendulum]

A man who walks two worlds can call neither his home.

Ah, don't give me that. Face it, being a wandering man is just.. just cool, with trusty blade and a worn spoon for his supper and a gun that fires true each time; a face worn lean and shaved smooth by battle; a woman in every town; and a conscience that drives him onward.

[Corruption Watch]

Corruption Watch exclusive!

Captain Murphy -- whose MTGS sig is a constant source of threats from the staff -- actually has a smaller sig than ExpiredRascals (520 pixel height vs ER's 610.)

ER could help remedy the situation by deleting the non-English component of his sig, but yeah, that's not going to happen.

[Pendulum]

Corruption Watch exclusive!

Captain Murphy -- whose MTGS is a constant source of threats from the staff -- actually has a smaller sig than ExpiredRascals (520 pixels vs ER's 610.)

ER could help remedy the situation by deleting the non-English component of his sig, but yeah, that's not going to happen.

I think I love you, man. No homo but still

[Corruption Watch]

[Pendulum]

Sigh.

The heart and soul of keeping secrets is to blather on and on about whatever's on your mind rather than thinking about the secret.

[Pendulum]

How 'bout that local sports team? They certainly are participating in structured sporting events with their local rivals, amirite?

[Yannaria]

Help guize I'm watching Duck Dynasty.

I guess you don't live in a part of the country where you see this show when you step outside of your door.

[Yannaria]

pendulum props on using a rush quote in your sig

[Pendulum]

Nobody's Hero is one of those few songs I will refuse to karaoke; it is simply too perfect to impersonate.

[Yannaria]

you'd also probably have to castrate yourself to imitate Geddy Lee's voice

[Corruption Watch]

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Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

[Corruption Watch]

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that guest isn't Rai.

[Corruption Watch]

Rai never posts anything, but at least he logs in as himself rather than hiding behind the mask of anonymity.

[Corruption Watch]

Haha! I made a joke about masks. Geddit? Mask of anonymity, access masks on MTGS?

:tumbleweed:

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Guess it was too subtle for guest

[Captain Murphy]

Lol, the lapdog keeps fucking up, cheers for the ammo mate

[Corruption Watch]

You're welcome, but be prepared for the "but mine is in spoiler tags" defense if you mention it to him.

Who am I kidding? We're talking about the lapdog here. He'll probably just suspend you for trolling or some bullshit.

[Corruption Watch]

Apologies to those of you who are currently sporting Speakeasy access masks, but what the fuck is this shit:

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=397584

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