[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[zemanjaski]

These spoils are insane.

[Valdarith]

Holy crap. Just won an epic game three with my UB control deck vs UW control, with my opponent calling Pithing Needle naming Drownyard and me calling Pithing Needle naming Tamiyo and my other Needle in the yard so I couldn't blow up my own with Ratchet Bomb. I'll throw a highlight up.

BTW, my decision to put Nightveil Specter in my sideboard for the control mirrors has worked brilliantly. That little bugger has won me two games tonight.

[Valdarith]

Seriously, watch this game:

http://www.twitch.tv/valdarith/c/2874941

[Khaospawn]

Crap, no GP'S for me. Unless I want to drive 8 hours to Atlanta for Sealed.

[redthirst]

Crap, no GP'S for me. Unless I want to drive 8 hours to Atlanta for Sealed.

8 hours to Atlanta to scrub out of Sealed and go drinking with redthirst?

[rcwraspy]

holy titfucks.

I really like these spoilers. I'm definitely going to start the new season with R/B Control featuring Young Pyromancer and Chandra.

Dark Betrayal seems like a great SB card to mop up what Doom Blade leaves behind

Erebos, God of the Dead seems like it's a third of a Leyline of Punishment coming out of the side against any lifegain decks. Archangel of Thune may feature more prominently in the new standard.

Tymaret, the Murder King seems very fun. I don't know exactly what archetype he fits best in, but I'll definitely test him in a Young Pyromancer control shell. The reach could be good if your small creatures and tokens aren't getting there.

Outside of R/B, I really like Xenegos, and am trying to decide how good Ashiok is. She seems very strong for U/B control. On the surface I see her as
an upgrade to Drownyard, though she's more easily removed.

I'm very excited for this set. And it's just oozing SO MUCH FLAVOR! Almost as much as Khaos's redheads.

[redthirst]

oozing SO MUCH FLAVOR! Almost as much as Khaos's redheads.

Gross.

[Khaospawn]

Crap, no GP'S for me. Unless I want to drive 8 hours to Atlanta for Sealed.

8 hours to Atlanta to scrub out of Sealed and go drinking with redthirst?

I think we should do this, and I'm being serious.

[redthirst]

When is it? Give me a little notice and I can almost certainly make it happen on my end.

[Khaospawn]

holy titfucks.

And it's just oozing SO MUCH FLAVOR! Almost as much as Khaos's redheads.

That's why you just have to bury your face into them.

[Khaospawn]

When is it? Give me a little notice and I can almost certainly make it happen on my end.

May 23-25, 2014 Atlanta USA Theros Block Sealed/Draft

We got time too, and we'll be able to find each other by our wickedly awesome FoS shirts.

[hamfactorial]

Oh shit dudes, there's a THS sealed/draft GP in Sacramento on Jan 17-19, 2014. Who wants to crash the party with me?

[Khaospawn]

Oh shit dudes, there's a THS sealed/draft GP in Sacramento on Jan 17-19, 2014. Who wants to crash the party with me?

I want to go, but I just don't know if I can afford to fly over there with the Spring semester starting.

[Khaospawn]

It sounds like bitch talk, I know.

[hamfactorial]

That's OK I don't really need a bunch of heavy hangers trying to snag my redhead while I'm in top 8.

[hamfactorial]

I also got super excited when I saw the Richmond Modern event, but then I saw that it was in VA and not CA. SAD FACES!

Hmmm...... but March 15-17 San Diego could be a thing!

[Khaospawn]

San Diego is actually German for "a whale's vagina."

[hamfactorial]

Stay classy, FoS.

[Khaospawn]

That's OK I don't really need a bunch of heavy hangers trying to snag my redhead while I'm in top 8.

I'm just going to warm her up for you. Kind of like saving your seat for ya.

[rcwraspy]

what's the San Diego format?

[hamfactorial]

San Diego is Modern

[Khaospawn]

San Diego is Modern

Hmmm....I'd gladly step into a whale's vagina to play some Modern.

[redthirst]

what's the San Diego format?

Bitches, apparently.


I should be able to swing that Khaos - I was thinking if it was in the next month or two I might have an issue because I've got a lot of family birthdays and some weddings coming up, but 6 months? Yeah, I'll be there.

[Khaospawn]

what's the San Diego format?

Bitches, apparently.


I should be able to swing that Khaos - I was thinking if it was in the next month or two I might have an issue because I've got a lot of family birthdays and some weddings coming up, but 6 months? Yeah, I'll be there.

I'm going to take multiple days off for this. In the meantime, I'll be prepping my liver and doing some cock pushups.

[hamfactorial]

San Diego is Modern

Hmmm....I'd gladly step into a whale's vagina to play some Modern.

Goblins in every format!

[Khaospawn]

San Diego is Modern

Hmmm....I'd gladly step into a whale's vagina to play some Modern.

Goblins in every format!

Fuck yeah.

I'll either play Goblins, Burn, or Storm.

[redthirst]

I have to do cock pushups from my back so I lift the weight of my cock with my erection - that may not seem too hard (giggity), but it's actually more weight that way.

[Khaospawn]

To quote Arnold Schwarzenegger :"It's like every time I pump, I'm cumming. I'm just cumming all the time."

[DroppinSuga]

This thread is so full of win right now. I want to go to San Diego and Atlanta to party with everyone.

Also, hey super secret Tier 3 redbros, what's the deal with the shirts? Have we gotten any further?

[hamfactorial]

It appears so, the guys are hammering out a schedule right now

[Khaospawn]

This thread is so full of win right now. I want to go to San Diego and Atlanta to party with everyone.

Also, hey super secret Tier 3 redbros, what's the deal with the shirts? Have we gotten any further?

We're still discussing it actually. We need to get the design finalized within the week and then start collecting money. If we can act fast and submit everything within the next 2 weeks, then we may have them by States.

[DroppinSuga]

I'm not sure why this guy <---- Isn't included, but soon, you shall see the error in your ways :thristspenis:

[Khaospawn]

I'm not sure why this guy <---- Isn't included, but soon, you shall see the error in your ways :thristspenis:

It's a really boring conversation anyway with all the typical bullshit you'd expect find: naked redhead pics, hilariously funny jokes about red's cock, memes involving redheads and red's dick, stories about coke binges and dickslapping.

Wait, that doesn't sound boring at all.

[DroppinSuga]

That just made me feel like I was in grade school again. Sitting in the corner of the lunchroom all by myself while all the other kids are laughing and having a great time, I'm just sitting there eating my cheeseburger and wishing for better days.

Also, why isn't :thirstspenis: an emoticon?!

[redthirst]

Don't forget all those hot-ass pics of Kaze's new girl diddlin' herself that we can post up there because Alex isn't gayin up the place.

[redthirst]

[/coolkidstable]

[Khaospawn]

Alex's gayness brings an undesirable stink to the thread. We're in a better place without it.

But we still love him.

[redthirst]

Alex's gayness brings an undesirable stink to the thread. We're in a better place without it.

But we still love him.

That's not Alex, that's your shame hole.

How's that coming, btw?

[DroppinSuga]

No one puts Khaos in the Shame hole.

[hamfactorial]

Alex's gayness is perfectly fine when done safely.