Uberteam Blather Force 5

[iamabadman]

thats like teenage shit. 'oops dont want mommy and daddy to find me being sinful, bathroom teehee'

[Pendulum]

Pendulum, if I were to scan your avatar, what would happen?

Viruses, so many viruses. Unless, of course, you took the time to akully get adequate anti-virus software, but ain't nobody got time for dat.

[Pendulum]

Lesson for the day: roommates are a shitty thing. Don't go there, just get a duplex like a normal person.

[Pendulum]

Unless you're gay, I hear. Then at least you have the option of sweet dreams involving your roommate coming home drunk one night and, um, wanting to experiment.

[imopen2]

The jerking off comment was a joke. He was just taking an hour long shit

[Pendulum]

The jerking off comment was a joke. He was just taking an hour long shit

Wait....
Doesn't everyone immediately jerk off right after they're done dropping the Obamas off at the pool?

[Kaitscralt]

fuck you grandma i don't care that it's your birthday

[imopen2]

I'm going to be at my friend's cabin for my grandma's 99th birthday on the 20th. I love my grandma tho

[Kaitscralt]

i would rather sit in my house for another 24 hours then drive 20 minutes to see my grandma

[Pendulum]

Ah, it's that time of year where everyone wants to talk about their birthdays, I guess. Just got out of a convo about all the people born on 9/11.

Interesting factoid: this website went live on my b-day.

[Kaitscralt]

now we know why it's cursed

[Pendulum]

Well, us Virgos, we're special. Loyal as hell but appropriately enough we really, really don't like getting fucked.

[Pendulum]

My account, though, is a Scorpio, and holy shit do you not want to piss them off. You'll be in a world of pain, what with the venom-incepted-through-a-tiny-pinprick thing. You know that thing where women be cray-cray? Yeah, Scorpio is the embodiment of the feminine spirit, even to the point that it's astrological symbol is the same symbol as the female symbol.

[Kaitscralt]

i knew you were a virgin

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Scorpios also love sex...

[Pendulum]

LOL, there are a couple of 12-year-old girls in my rec. room who have decided to spend their vacation weekend dressed up in the classic anime schoolgirl outfit; short pleated blue skirt, long-sleeved white button-down shirt with blue kneck tie, high heels. Not sure whether to be amused or pray for that meteor.

[Pendulum]

Scorpios also love sex...

Oh God yes! It should be on everyone's bucket list to tap a Scorpio, they get into it like nobody's business. If you're girlfriend is a Scorpio you should definitely not be afraid to ask about getting into kinky shit.

Pro tip: if you get into a situation where the guy is a Sagittarius (the classic sign of the male) and the girl's a Scorpio and they're coming to you to get a reading with relationship issues, tell them their only chance is to just have lots and lots of sex.

[ExarionUniverse1]

Well, us Virgos, we're special. Loyal as hell but appropriately enough we really, really don't like getting fucked.

I can back that as a Aquarius

[Checkbox]

Someone should ban Checkbox.

still catching up on this thread, but you can go get fucked

[Pendulum]

Well, us Virgos, we're special. Loyal as hell but appropriately enough we really, really don't like getting fucked.

I can back that as a Aquarius

Aquarians love to give, but they have to be careful about their flood control lest they drown the people they're trying to give a drink too.

I know, right!? That moment when you realize Astrology's akully a thing.

[ExarionUniverse1]

Well, us Virgos, we're special. Loyal as hell but appropriately enough we really, really don't like getting fucked.

I can back that as a Aquarius

Aquarians love to give, but they have to be careful about their flood control lest they drown the people they're trying to give a drink too.

I know, right!? That moment when you realize Astrology's akully a thing.

Rings a
bell DTR does it?

[Checkbox]

i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.

You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.


Anyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.

Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.

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oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as much as I hate onar

[ExarionUniverse1]

i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.

You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.



Anyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.

Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.

oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as much as I hate onar

which I don't why you do

[Checkbox]

Onar, we welcomed you and made you tech and you responded....well...I'm not going to recap the Yomako stuff. So you claiming we're not welcoming to strangers is disingenuous at best.

Well I paid for the Yomako stuff . No need to go that route again . But Spam do you see any of the new users post often or join staff lately? And I don't mean the professionals at FOS but members without any allegiances or so forth?



Name me some?


Its always the same people or alternate accounts.


- Onar

oh boy you really showed us, I guess we should try to
be more like magecraft

[ExarionUniverse1]

Onar, we welcomed you and made you tech and you responded....well...I'm not going to recap the Yomako stuff. So you claiming we're not welcoming to strangers is disingenuous at best.

Well I paid for the Yomako stuff . No need to go that route again . But Spam do you see any of the new users post often or join staff lately? And I don't mean the professionals at FOS but members without any allegiances or
so forth?



Name me some?


Its always the same people or alternate accounts.


- Onar

oh boy you really showed us, I guess we should try to be more like magecraft

I never imply this and never will Sir Goody day to you

[Pendulum]

[ExarionUniverse1]

Exactly

[Pendulum]

Honestly, Onar, is it so hard to pepper your posts with lolcat memes? It'd make the walls of quotes look not quite as bleak.

[ExarionUniverse1]

Honestly, Onar, is it so hard to pepper your posts with lolcat memes? It'd make the walls of quotes look not quite as bleak.

well after scanning your avatar yes

[Pendulum]

Honestly, Onar, is it so hard to pepper your posts with lolcat memes? It'd make the walls of quotes look not quite as bleak.

well after scanning your avatar yes

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Well played, good sir. Well played.

[ExarionUniverse1]

Honestly, Onar, is it so hard to pepper your posts with lolcat memes? It'd make the walls of quotes look not quite as bleak.

well after scanning your avatar yes

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Well played, good sir. Well played.

[Checkbox]

But hey, I was the one who unbanned Slammu and since he hasn't caused any trouble since his brief return, I wasn't actually going to reban him for nothing. I only act unreasonable because it's part of the online image I've been fervently cultivating for the past several years.

One of those sentences may be false. ^^

last one

how would we ever catch a joke without you, onar

[Checkbox]

But hey, I was the one who unbanned Slammu and since he hasn't caused any trouble since his brief return, I wasn't actually going to reban him for nothing. I only act unreasonable because it's part of the online image I've been fervently cultivating for the past several years.

One of those sentences may be false. ^^

last one

this is mainly why I dispise your posts

[ExarionUniverse1]

But hey, I was the one who unbanned Slammu and since he hasn't caused any trouble since his brief return, I wasn't actually going to reban him for nothing. I only act unreasonable because it's part of the online image I've been fervently cultivating for the past
several years.

One of those sentences may be false. ^^

last one

how would we ever catch a joke without you, onar

don't know because

[ExarionUniverse1]

But hey, I was the one who unbanned Slammu and since he hasn't caused any trouble since his brief return, I wasn't actually going to reban him for nothing. I only act unreasonable because it's part of the online image I've been fervently cultivating for the past
several years.

One of those sentences may be false. ^^

last one

this is mainly why I dispise your posts

what you despise my snide humor logic?

well

[iamabadman]

russians banned humor after learning homosexuals like humor

[ExarionUniverse1]

quote="iamabadman » Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:26 pm"]russians banned humor after learning homosexuals like humor[/quote]

You are:

[Kaitscralt]

nice formatting onar

[ExarionUniverse1]

nice formatting onar

why thanks , can't blame on anything

[iamabadman]

quote="iamabadman » Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:26 pm"]russians banned humor after learning homosexuals like humor

You are:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaTjmRS6jxk