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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:42 am

Here’s some solid, universally-applicable advice: Never have sex with dogs and never, ever photograph any sexuality activity between you and a dog.

With this helpful counsel firmly in mind, meet Stephanie Mikles, a behavioral specialist with the Harford County (Maryland) Schools who works mainly with special needs children.

A grand jury has indicted Mikles for “unnatural or perverted sexual practice,” reports WMAR-TV, the ABC affiliate in Baltimore. The indictment is short on details but it does allege that she had “sexual intercourse with a dog.”

The shocking evidence against Mikles, 45, also includes still photos.

The canine still lives with the teacher’s family in her home in bucolic Harford County.

The twisted acts allegedly occurred in August 2008. Throughout the entire month, says the New York Daily News, the teacher allegedly got busy in a variety of twisted ways with the family pet.

Sensibly enough,
there is no statute of limitations in Maryland for bestiality, a misdemeanor punishable by up to 10 years in prison and fine of $1000.

Since the indictment, the Harford County Schools System has placed Mikles on administrative leave without pay. She has been an employee since 2009.

Investigators told WMAR they were looking for something else when they discovered incriminating evidence. However, it’s not clear what the initial search involved.

An attorney for Mikles told the station that she is innocent and is seeking to dismiss the charges.

At this time, she is out of jail on $5000 bond.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:42 am

The press are really hounding her.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:45 am

I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:46 am

This special needs teacher had special needs of her own.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:48 am

She's in the doghouse for sure.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:49 am

I guess the dog wanted to give the bone for once.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:49 am

Her family must be fur-ious.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:50 am

she screwed the pooch with that one
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:01 am

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Postby Yannaria » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:04 am

Do you think she's facing k9 years?

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:06 am

Do you think she's facing k9 years?
They might sentence her in dog years.

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Postby Yannaria » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:07 am

She taught it the important things. Sit, stay, and fuck.

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:10 am

Takes a special breed to think of some of these jokes.
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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:10 am

It's "man's best friend", not "man's bed friend"

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:11 am

Will the police whisker away?

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:13 am

Takes a special breed to think of some of these jokes.
A boxer, perhaps?
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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:13 am

There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:14 am

There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.
I expect she'll get away with it by citing some obscure claws.
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Postby Yannaria » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:15 am

I hope the family isn't too yiffed off.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:15 am

There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.
I expect she'll get away with it by citing some obscure claws.
It will give the lawyers something to chew on.

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Postby Yannaria » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:16 am

There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.
I expect she'll get away with it by citing some obscure claws.
it didn't happen in Furmont.

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:19 am

Takes a special breed to think of some of these jokes.
A boxer, perhaps?
A mastiff?
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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:20 am

but seriously. a middle aged woman fucked a dog.

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Postby iamabadman » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:21 am

You people are terrible! Why can't she love who she pleases? She was born this way! Just because she doesn't follow traditional social norms she's somehow disgusting? How dare you tell other people how to live their lives! She's a human being!

go back to mtgs you dog fucker. they allow that shit there

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Postby Yannaria » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:22 am

your post is forever tainted with a thank from me.

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Postby Tom Servo » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:24 am

face the taint!
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
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Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Yannaria » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:27 am

face the taint!
I may have only skimmed the article, but I think it was dog penis to taint.

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Postby Iso » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:14 pm

Women don't have taints, Yanni.
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who the fuck is kpaca?
Мы, темноте

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Postby Manders » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:19 pm

Of course we do! It's just between our vag and our anus instead of our balls and our anus.
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Postby Bhikku » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:28 pm

Its true I seent it
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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:48 pm

Gasp, Manders has a good avatar
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Manders » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:51 pm

Yes, yes I do. :D

Why is my matching sigpic not showing? :(
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Postby Yannaria » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:56 pm

Women don't have taints, Yanni.
"It's quite big on the boys, and just small on the ladies" - Tim Minchin, Perineum Millenium

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Postby Neo Metal Sonic » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:46 pm

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:56 pm

When TES online comes out, I will be a ghost
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby iamabadman » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:57 pm

i never played an elder scrolls game

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Postby Manders » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:15 pm

You are so deprived, baguy.
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Postby Manders » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:15 pm

I still want to figure out why my sig pic isn't showing!
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Postby Tom Servo » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:19 pm

i never played an elder scrolls game
Same here
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
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Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:34 pm

Play Oblivion
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters


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