NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

go big or go home

[Kaitscralt]

go full talore

[Manders]

Cool Ranch Doritos are nasty.

[Manders]

I would believe you.

Like I care what you believe!

[Kaitscralt]

Cool Ranch Doritos are nasty.

they are delicious

[iamabadman]

go full monty

[Thrillho]

so cheeeeesy

dangerously so

[Thrillho]

Cool Ranch Doritos are nasty.

they are delicious

i am physically recoiling due to the fact that, based on context, you just said you've tasted manders' delicious cool ranch snatch.

[Thrillho]

oh you saucy boy

[Pendulum]

Cool Ranch Doritos are nasty.

they are delicious

i am physically recoiling due to the fact that, based on context, you just said you've tasted manders' delicious cool ranch snatch.

Wait, of all things that makes you physically recoil?

[Pendulum]

Also, FUCK MIRACLE. Jesus Christ on a bike, who thought it was a good idea to support a topdeck n00b mechanic that rewards luck?

[Kaitscralt]

This gives all new meaning to the cool ranch taco

[Pendulum]

Like is this seriously the way of the world? Is this the way it has to be!? All I wanted was a hobby that would keep me from spending all my money on stoopid shit, all I wanted was a chance to say "No thanks, I won't partake in this opportunity to pay a hooker to do blow off her stomach, I have better things to do." All I wanted was an innocent hobby. Instead, I find a world populated with morons intent on abusing my goodwill, a hobby raped of its brightness by simpletons walking around and bumping into each other and ignoring the gift of a thing they cannot and will not understand. Why is it always me who has to be surprised at the level of luck these retards have, instead of them being surprised at my ability? Why do the squeaky-voiced Mark Rosewater's and the leaky Nai's have to rule this place, instead of those of us who simply seek an alternative to our own vices and vicious cycles?

[Col. Khaddafi]

I blame all the moral corruption that has been sweeping the major magic fan sites.

[Pendulum]

Although to be fair doing blow off a hooker's stomach is an awesome experience. Highly recommend, would buy again.

[Mogadishu Jones]

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=64301#p64301:2oavlaul]Pendulum » Sat May 18, 2013 9:06 pm[/url:2oavlaul]":2oavlaul][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=64287#p64287:2oavlaul]Kaitscralt » Sat May 18, 2013 8:57 pm[/url:2oavlaul]":2oavlaul]young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?[/quote:2oavlaul]
I'm getting the same way with potheads, I don't mind them increasing their enjoyment and some of them do actually play better stoned but I hate coming in after conversing with one of them on their 'smoke break.' You reek like pot, you slowplay like hell, and you're more prone to do objectively annoying things like say "Thragtusky" over and over ad nauseum.[/quote:2oavlaul]
Sober people move real fast and yell to much.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Guys, what do you expect me to do?

"Fuck you, I don't have a bush. I said I don't like to shave, BUT I STILL DO."

Who amongst you would believe me?

Why bother?

The fact that you say things like "guys, what do you expect me to do? Please believe me!"

Actually, nvm. Hopefully you figure this one out on your own.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Although to be fair doing blow off a hooker's stomach is an awesome experience. Highly recommend, would buy again.

You run a campsite.

[Pendulum]

Although to be fair doing blow off a hooker's stomach is an awesome experience. Highly recommend, would buy again.

You run a campsite.

Campground, but what's your point?

[Manders]

Guys, what do you expect me to do?

"Fuck you, I don't have a bush. I said I don't like to shave, BUT I STILL DO."

Who amongst you would believe me?

Why bother?

The fact that you say things like "guys, what do you expect me to do? Please believe me!"

Actually, nvm. Hopefully you figure this one out on your own.

Yes, I figured out it's pointless to argue it because it would never be believed. "Pics or it didn't happen," but no way am I sharing pics of that, so meh. Whatevs.

[Pendulum]

I don't think it's that we don't believe you, Manders, it's just more fun to antagonize you. >:)

[Pendulum]

Of course by which I mean get naked send photos.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Guys, what do you expect me to do?

"Fuck you, I don't have a bush. I said I don't like to shave, BUT I STILL DO."

Who amongst you would believe me?

Why bother?

The fact that you say things like "guys, what do you expect me to do? Please believe me!"

Actually, nvm. Hopefully you figure this one out on your own.

Yes, I figured out it's pointless to argue it because
it would never be believed. "Pics or it didn't happen," but no way am I sharing pics of that, so meh. Whatevs.

Gross no one wants pics of that.

[Pendulum]

Don't listen to him Manders get naked send photos.

[Kaitscralt]

please don't

[Pendulum]

Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.

[Checkbox]

Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.

She'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she is.

<3

[Thrillho]

please stop.

[Pendulum]

The Urban Dictionary page on Negging is hilarious. These are the first two definitions given.

1. Low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances. This is something no decent guy would do. They say that the assholes get the girls, but I can spot negging a mile away and I reject these fuckers straight off.

2. It's a way to pick up girls. How it works is you use remarks to tap into female insecurity; Shake their confidence.
Neg is a negative remark wrapped in a back-handed compliment.
So your neg will confuse and intrigue them and maybe even shake their confidence a little bit, but only enough for them to fall from the clouds and be interested in talking to you. Its way to get threw their defenses at bars and such.

[Thrillho]

i thought maze's end made it into top 8 but i was dead wrong and now i'm sad.

[Thrillho]

i was happy to see i was right that a thawing glaciers that also won you the game was a real card.

[Tom Servo]

i was happy to see i was right that a thawing glaciers that also won you the game was a real card.

It's a real boy!

[Thrillho]

the round 10 coverage of maze's end was a sick match. i'm sad it wasn't a match for top 8

[Thrillho]

a card that only loses to infinite acidic slime.

[Tom Servo]

i thought maze's end made it into top 8 but i was dead wrong and now i'm sad.

There is a maze in Rob Castellon's deck, but it's not a win condition. t would have been cool to see the actual maze deck top 8 though.

[Kaitscralt]

Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.

She'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she is.

<3

i have never seen a worse post than this

[Pendulum]

Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.

She'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she is.

<3

i have never seen a worse post than this

Here I am, stuck at work on a slow day, and this is all I have
to read over and over again. Sigh.

[Kaitscralt]

a new contender has arose

[Pendulum]

Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.

[Tom Servo]

Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.

Far worse