Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Pendulum]

every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path

Well you know moving is never simple. You gotta figure out where to put the couch, find all the outlets, stuff like that.

[Pendulum]

every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path

Well you know moving is never simple. You gotta figure out where to put the couch, find all the outlets, stuff like that.

Also you have to consider, the roommate with the biggest foreskin needs the biggest bedroom for all the enjoyable sex they're having while you're just having plebe sex.

[Yannaria]

the only people who like my little pony are four year olds and furries, right?

[Stardust]

[Yannaria]

not you too stardust

[Stardust]

[Stardust]

[Stardust]

not you too stardust

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[( G_R )]

Football pool is a go

Oh look. An actual football.

[( G_R )]

As in "not an egg", it is obviously a pool toy version of an actual football.

[Pendulum]

Okay, this one is genuinely funny, although it might not be if it weren't for the hand-grip positions.

[Pendulum]

My sister has an entire room of her house dedicated to MLP, as well as an annex closet. Sometimes my nephew will go in there and just talk to them and comb their hair for hours. Then...

...
...
Then it gets dark out. /PTSD

tl;dr: I don't go to family gatherings anymore.

[Stardust]

[Slammu]

every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path

Shit. Try buying and owning a house.

[Pendulum]

Nearing page 109 of a Blathering thread is kind of like those last few weeks of summer... you realize you only have a little time left before Dargon and then the inevitable reset, so you give it your all while you still can.

[Pendulum]

every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path

Shit. Try buying and owning a house.

LOL, back when I was buying mine I used the phrase "What the hell is an 'escrow' and why is my money in it?" truestory.jpg

[Slammu]

Wait...if I give you the money, you're going to fucking pay my taxes and insurance for me for free? Ah hell yeah. One less thing for me to have to remember.

[Yannaria]

Okay, this one is genuinely funny, although it might not be if it weren't for the hand-grip positions.

why the fuck is scarface grabbing that pony's cock

[( G_R )]

Okay, this one is genuinely funny, although it might not be if it weren't for the hand-grip positions.

Are you kidding? That makes it funnier.

[Stardust]

Nearing page 109 of a Blathering thread is kind of like those last few weeks of summer... you realize you only have a little time left before Dargon and then the inevitable reset, so you give it your all while you still can.

[Yannaria]

that pony does have quite the orgasm face

[Pendulum]

Okay, this one is genuinely funny, although it might not be if it weren't for the hand-grip positions.

Are you kidding? That makes it funnier.

No, no, that's what I meant as well, sorry that wasn't very clear.

Poor TubeHunter, if we keep posting this image the other people around him
are going to think he's a brony. Sorry man.

[Pendulum]

that pony does have quite the orgasm face

Sonic rainboom, indeed.

[Slammu]

Wait...MLPs aren't girls? That makes that fetish even stranger.

[Slammu]

Okay, this one is genuinely funny, although it might not be if it weren't for the hand-grip positions.

Are you kidding? That makes it funnier.[/quote:
3tuofue2]
No, no, that's what I meant as well, sorry that wasn't very clear.

Poor TubeHunter, if we keep posting this image the other people around him are going to think he's a brony. Sorry man.

It was clear. Yannus is slow-us.

Also, that would be funny. TubeHunter is a brony.

[Yannaria]

what do I have to do with this

[Pendulum]

Wait...MLPs aren't girls? That makes that fetish even stranger.

The newest iteration, they have both boy and girl ponies. Rainbow Dash, the one pictured here, is a girl pony.

[Thrillho]

every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path

Shit. Try buying and owning a house.

have you ever had your money returned to you despite there being no chance for your payment of "bouncing" due to some arbitrary reason and three days before you're supposed to move after having to spend an hour getting that money in order because of another arbitrary distinction

[Thrillho]

my roommate tried to use a personal check to cover his part of the rent and although it is often the case that personal checks cannot be used to pay for things like rent, no one laid out for us that this was the case. we had to go to the bank, get him a money order, bring it back, and presumably we were done.

today because the money order was from him instead of me, who is the sole name on the lease, it's being returned so we can put in another money order that has my name on it because for reasons.

[Pendulum]

every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path

Shit. Try buying and owning a house.

have you ever had your money returned to you despite there being no chance for your payment of "bouncing" due to some arbitrary reason and three days before you're
supposed to move after having to spend an hour getting that money in order because of another arbitrary distinction

You're explaining escrow.

[Kaitscralt]

Pendulum create a new Dragon account and host 109 this time, Grondok needs extra slumber

[Kazekirimaru]

every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path

Shit. Try buying and owning a house.

Shit. Try buying and owning a house and getting kicked out of it.

/obligitoryselfloathingpost

[Kazekirimaru]

I need a pop tart.

[Kaitscralt]

I bought a house 3 years ago and it wasn't too bad

[Kaitscralt]

I'm really adverse to yard work though

[Pendulum]

Pendulum create a new Dragon account and host 109 this time, Grondok needs extra slumber

Um, I'll try, but it's Labor Day weekend and I work at a campground.

[Slammu]

At one point, I had a bank tell me that I had to have a photo id to deposit a check, that was in my name, into an account, that was in my name. Since my ID was expired, they made me update it. I had no car and the DMV was five miles away. I procrastinated and decided to just use my ATM card. Then their fucking ATM ate it. I tried to order a new one, but they told me that, since I had just update the address (which those fucks made me do), that the ATM card would have to go to the bank...and that I could pick it up with a photo ID.

I had three dollars. I cobbled together the money for a photo id, and went and got it. Without even having a picture on it (temp id), the bank gave me a cashier's check for the full value of my account, after I told them that I wanted to close my account. (They actually gave me the check without an ID at all, or any identity verification whatsoever.) When I told them that I wanted to close my
account, they asked why. I told them the whole story, and in the space on the paper, they wrote, "Because we asked for ID to cash a check." Then I flipped my chips.

I started yelling until the manager came. They ignored me, gave me my cashier's check, and told me to leave and never come back.

I went to the nearest grocery store, across the street. I asked them to cash my cashier's check. They told me, "We don't cash personal checks." I pointed out that it was a CASHIER'S CHECK. It's drawn on a bank, not on my account. Unless the bank closed in the next two days, it would be fine. They refused. Growing increasingly irate, I went to the next store in the strip mall, and the process was repeated, in its totality. I was fixing to tip a goddamn building over.

Finally, I went to a bank, and they understood the concept of a cashier's check and they let me deposit it and open an account.

So. Yeah. I have had problems like that,
Thrillo.

[Slammu]

for fucks sake stop spamming! theres a meaningful message!

[Kazekirimaru]

I had to get a warning from the city before I could be bothered to mow my lawn. Pretty much every time.

[TubeHunter]

Okay, this one is genuinely funny, although it might not be if it weren't for the hand-grip positions.

Are you kidding? That makes it funnier.

No, no, that's what I meant as well, sorry that wasn't very clear.

Poor TubeHunter, if we keep posting
this image the other people around him are going to think he's a brony. Sorry man.

I actually had someone ask me what the fuck i am looking at...

JUST LET ME LOOK AT MY PONIES IN PEACE!