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Postby Thrillho » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:15 pm

i'm bringing back irish racism in 2013, btw.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:16 pm

I hear that could be effective. Though not as effective as whiskey. Or female abuse.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:16 pm

Plus my area has a very small Irish demographic, if any. D:
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:17 pm

Lots of Mennonites, though. Fucking weird.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:17 pm

Not that that is a race or anything. Just worthy of note.
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:20 pm

they'd probably just breed their way out of the hole in no time anyway.

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Postby Checkbox » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:21 pm

So put some females in the bottom of the pit, and throw the potatoes at them really hard. From a cannon, preferably. Maybe one of those T-shirt cannons (aren't potato cannons a thing? am I making that up?)
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:22 pm

So put some females in the bottom of the pit, and throw the potatoes at them really hard. From a cannon, preferably. Maybe one of those T-shirt cannons (aren't potato cannons a thing? am I making that up?)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spud_gun
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:23 pm

They indeed exist.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:23 pm

The jury is out on the existence of females, though.
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Postby iamabadman » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:30 pm

make french fries

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Postby Manders » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:42 pm

<< Living proof that females exist ;)
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Postby Bhikku » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:02 pm

michael collins > che
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Postby Checkbox » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:05 pm

but che was amazing
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:19 pm

<< Living proof that females exist ;)
I call shenanigans.
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Postby iamabadman » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:39 pm

she's a female. all 400000000 lbs of her ;O

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:49 pm

That's old school gutter
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:49 pm

i'm bringing back irish racism in 2013, btw.
I'm in trubba
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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:09 pm

she's a female. all 400000000 lbs of her ;O
sickest burn all week!

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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:09 pm

am i getting whorish in my thanking or are people just making more posts that please me

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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:09 pm

perhaps both

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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:58 pm

make french fries
This.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:05 pm

On a related (or totally unrelated) note: this one time me and my family were at this fast food restaurant in Florida, and my mom, who speaks little-to-no English, tried ordering some fries. Since we call them "papas fritas" (lit. fried potatoes) and just "papas" for short, she just said "potato" to the cashier, and she got a baked potato instead. She started saying that that's not what she wanted (mostly in Spanish), until I arrived and told the guy "she wants french fries". The guy was annoyed but he gave her the fries anyway. :lol:
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:09 pm

Last year, I was at a Wendy's in Puerto Cortés, Honduras, and heard a Unitedstatan lady struggling to place her order. Since I remembered my mom's experience, I felt compassion for her and offered to translate. She nearly kissed me.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Tom Servo » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:35 pm

So many infractions in here. Have you no decency?!

Now what about throwing women in pits?
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
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Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
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He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby iamabadman » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:58 pm

Burn the witches in the piiiiiits

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:53 pm

So many infractions in here. Have you no decency?!

Now what about throwing women in pits?
it's to incentivize errant irish.

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Postby Bhikku » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:02 pm

/me dives into the women pit
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Postby Manders » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:18 pm

she's a female. all 400000000 lbs of her ;O
Still less than you. :p
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Postby Manders » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:18 pm

she's a female. all 400000000 lbs of her ;O
sickest burn all week!
Until now ;)
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Postby iamabadman » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:44 pm

APPLY COOL WATER DIRECTLY TO THE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:05 pm

she's a female. all 400000000 lbs of her ;O
Still less than you. :p
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:51 pm

Happy birthday JJ

JJ turned 67 today
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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:55 pm

67 that's as many as 67 ones and that's terrible

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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:44 pm

groupon just offered me a deal on a roomba but it's not called a roomba and it is also square.

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Postby Pendulum » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:49 pm

A roomba that can get into those hard-to-reach corners? Genius!
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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:49 pm

only the back part is square.

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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:50 pm

it's like a rolling robotic design flaw.

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Postby Pendulum » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:52 pm

So it's basically
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