Dies to Removal

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Shame the lurkers.

Shame-tomato. Sham-wow's less successful brother who didn't sell out.

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i mean we're a circlejerk but we'll slap new members on the back and tell them join in and laugh with us.

no homo
It has been a most enjoyable decent into madness.

typo

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FIGHTING BREAKS ICE least ice kills dragons dead Perhaps it's just the Minnesotan in me talking, but I've always found the memetic belief that "ice = brittle" to be hysterically off-center. Anybody who's ever slipped on a patch of ice and landed ass-first on it knows quite well that that ...

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DC forbids Batwoman's gay marriage, creative team leaves.
To be fair, about a dozen creative teams have left DC over the past year due to editorial mismanagement.

Fuck DC.

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So, I took a walk down memory lane and re-read the first couple of pages of the first blathering thread. I just want to say that "iridium" is best world filter eva.

*memories*

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I love Domino's for the simple fact that I never get to have it ever.

There's a word for desiring something more because you cannot attain it, right? I can't think of the fucking word.

Schadenfruede. It's totally schadenfreude.

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This thread isn't even a page deep yet and already it disappoints. (With the exception of all of Pendulum's posts, of course.)

The true spirit of bitching about non-quality is bitching about non-quality, instead of making it better.

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Petition to rename thread to "Blathersummit 5: Cloacal Abnormalities"
Create a proper petition: http://www.change.org/
Don't though

You're sending some mixed messages here..

This is the only post of the first 44 posts that was not thanked by rezombad.

nWhy, rezombad? WHY?

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Petition to gain entry to Uberteam Blather Force 5

Your name has to start with an "s", because it's leetspeak for 5.

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Probably not tonight, though, we're doing an experiment and just running karaoke every night until one of us dies.

This is the seventeenth post in a row thanked by rezombad.

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first

post 2. hilarious fail.

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Would this be the right place to notify staff that I can't get the "Search for a Member" function to work? And that when I click on a first letter (specifically "g", for Ganderin_dan"), that I get 404'd?

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Also, when do we get Blather5?

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Blatherskite Park. A public area provided by the Northern Territory Government for the enjoyment of the local community in pursuit of various sporting and leisure activities. No alcohol is to be consumed in the open within 2 kilometres of a licensed outlet. This area includes the Park. Permits for s...

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Blatherskite.

Derived from "blather shite", but with a transition from an 'h' to a 'k' to make it more acceptable to general audiences and women in particular, especially during the Victorian era.

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Blatherskite. Blatherskite are an Alternative Metal band formed in Sydney, Australia in 1996. The group currently consists of Nick Goryl on vocals, Tim Lim and Mat Newton on guitar, Ben Nicholls on bass guitar, and Katrina Tuffy on drums. Blatherskite emerged from a band Tim Lim formed during high s...

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Blatherskite.

A person who talks at great length without making much sense.

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If the position is just going to get modkilled, I can place in.

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you guys need to put a big disclaimer that your post is going to be about wrestling so i know to skip it

Ha! That's what the avatars are for. So that when you see them, you know to skip the post.

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Careful. Your post is going to get fireballed.

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"Ugh. I fucking hate it when people use the word "rape" to describe anything that isn't rape because it shows a total lack of perspective. For example, George Lucas didn't rape anyone's childhood; he made some movies that really disappointed a lot of people. Roman Polanski, however, d...

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fuck you madding just fucking tell me to stop posting you cunt

I believe the ball of fire was your warning.

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The dragon ate the killer bunny. Damn

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Thanks buddy!

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How the fuck do you guys attach videos anyway?

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I didn't say "Don't vote." Vote or not, your conscience and heart's content.

I merely was warning Pendy that the results are going to be the opposite of what he's looking for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY

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Thread needs less melodrama.

Pendulum, if ER turned out to be a dick and value bein staff over bein your friend, trying to get him removed from staff isn't going to bring your friend back. It's only going to push him further away.

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Buying a house is difficult at seventeen in Michigan.

If you can't buy beer, you shouldn't buy a house.

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I suppose im going to have to post the petiotion to have lapdog removed from admin on his helpdesk out of sheer boredom. I'm just curious. Does anyone really have any reason to believe that this petition will have any effect whatsoever? I mean, let's imagine that you got a thousand users of MtG S t...

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Something like that...

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for fucks sake stop spamming! theres a meaningful message!

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At one point, I had a bank tell me that I had to have a photo id to deposit a check, that was in my name, into an account, that was in my name. Since my ID was expired, they made me update it. I had no car and the DMV was five miles away. I procrastinated and decided to just use my ATM card. Then th...

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http://img.pandawhale.com/32893-Say-hello-to-my-little-brony-s-WZAi.jpeg Okay, this one is genuinely funny, although it might not be if it weren't for the hand-grip positions. Are you kidding? That makes it funnier.[/quote: 3tuofue2] No, no, that's what I meant as well, sorry that wasn't very clear...

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Wait...MLPs aren't girls? That makes that fetish even stranger.

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Wait...if I give you the money, you're going to fucking pay my taxes and insurance for me for free? Ah hell yeah. One less thing for me to have to remember.

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every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path

Shit. Try buying and owning a house.

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I gotta say, the "English Only!" rule in the Speakeasy is the dumbest thing I've seen on MTGS since the last time I left the Rumor Mill.

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Checkbox makes a shitty post.

I've gotten marginally better since you left. And, in a surprising turn of events, I'm no longer the shittiest poster here.

What's sad is that is true. Now I'm the shittiest poster here!

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Checkbox makes a shitty post.

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It's always awkward telling your guests "Listen, I have a hang-up about mean dogs and I won't hesitate to use this on them, and the manual says there's a good chance it'll melt your dog's eyeballs. Please, please, for the love of all that is good, don't get your dog into a situation where I ha...

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